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The Kingdom of Israel-

“All Ye Terrorists Prepare to Die”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Kingdom of Israel- is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyahu with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.413 billion Israel-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defence, the Environment, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Israel-'s national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Judaism, and its currency is the shekel.

Israel- is ranked 150th in Atlantian Oceania and 91,608th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Israel- fell out of the world Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 11 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 22 days ago: Israel- fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 36 days ago: Israel- fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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