The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
All Ye Terrorists Prepare to Die
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Kingdom of Israel- is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyahu with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.351 billion Israelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The sizeable but stagnant Israel-ian economy, worth 64.8 trillion shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 6,928 shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 27,107 per year while the poor average 1,206, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Israel-'s national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Israel- is ranked 45th in Atlantian Oceania and 56,967th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 15 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 7 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • 18 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 24 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 26 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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