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The Kingdom of Israel-

“All Ye Terrorists Prepare to Die”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Kingdom of Israel- is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyahu with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.74 billion Israelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Defence, although the Environment and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Israel-'s national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Judaism, and its currency is the shekel.

Israel- is ranked 22nd in Atlantian Oceania and 14,238th in the world for Best Weather, with 72 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 10 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, billions of shekels are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.

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