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The Kingdom of Israel-

“All Ye Terrorists Prepare to Die”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Kingdom of Israel- is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyahu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.618 billion Israelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Defence, although the Environment and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, billions of shekels are being blown on orbital weapons development, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Israel-'s national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Judaism, and its currency is the shekel.

Israel- is ranked 145th in Atlantian Oceania and 85,092nd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, billions of shekels are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 7 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Israel- fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.

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