The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
All Ye Terrorists Prepare to Die
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Israel- is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyahu with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.021 billion Israelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The sizeable but stagnant Israel-ian economy, worth 61.3 trillion shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 6,790 shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 26,566 per year while the poor average 1,182, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Vaccinations are mandatory, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Israel-'s national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Israel- is ranked 4,380th in Lazarus and 134,113th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -220 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 5 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • 11 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 14 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 15 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 16 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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