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The Kingdom of Israel-

“All Ye Terrorists Prepare to Die”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Kingdom of Israel- is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyahu with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.279 billion Israelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Defence, although the Environment and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Jerusalem spends billions upgrading public transport, most academic research has ground to a halt, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Israel-'s national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Judaism, and its currency is the shekel.

Israel- is ranked 168th in Atlantian Oceania and 117,191st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -26 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, Jerusalem spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 50 days ago: Israel- was struck by a Cure Missile from The Free Kingdom of Falcania, curing 1 million infected.

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