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The Kingdom of Israel-

“All Ye Terrorists Prepare to Die”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Kingdom of Israel- is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyahu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.53 billion Israelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The sizeable but stagnant Israel-ian economy, worth 57.7 trillion shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 6,767 shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 26,477 per year while the poor average 1,178, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Israel-'s national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Israel- is ranked 92nd in Atlantian Oceania and 113,316th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -26 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 6 days ago: Israel- fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 15 days ago: Israel- fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Israel- fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 18 days ago: Israel- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, Israel- is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.

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