The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
All Ye Terrorists Prepare to Die
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Kingdom of Israel- is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benjamin Netanyahu with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.84 billion Israelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The sizeable but stagnant Israel-ian economy, worth 59.9 trillion shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 6,775 shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 26,505 per year while the poor average 1,179, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Israel-, and the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Israel- has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Israel-'s national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Israel- is ranked 3,228th in Lazarus and 131,932nd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -46 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Israel- has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Israel-.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the children of Israel- are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Israel-, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 28 days ago: Israel- was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 29 days ago: Israel- ceased to exist.

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