Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Colony of Isle of the Vatican

“There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: SideWalk Zone

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Colony of Isle of the Vatican is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.286 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Nudity is frowned upon, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Platinum Dollars to support the Tourism industry, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of the Vatican's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Platinum Dollar.

Isle of the Vatican is ranked 18th in SideWalk Zone and 56,305th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Isle of the Vatican was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of the Vatican, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of the Vatican, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of the Vatican, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Platinum Dollars to support the Tourism industry.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of the Vatican, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 4 days ago: Isle of the Vatican was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of the Vatican, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of the Vatican, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of the Vatican, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of the Vatican, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.

More...

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics