Most Pacifist: 205th Nicest Citizens: 255th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 265th
The Grand Duchy of
Left-wing Utopia
All hail the great and omnipotent Kesha!
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Councilor
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Ursula IV with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.019 billion Keshans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirchdorf. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Keshan economy, worth 611 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 76,274 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and Isle of Kesha successfully hosted the The Feminist Region Olympics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Kesha's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kesholicism.

Isle of Kesha is ranked 692nd in the world and 1st in The Feminist Region for Best Weather, with 515 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Pacifist: 205thNicest Citizens: 255thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 265thMost Cheerful Citizens: 291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 321stHighest Average Tax Rates: 344thMost Beautiful Environments: 372ndMost Cultured: 402ndLargest Governments: 503rdLongest Average Lifespans: 507thLowest Crime Rates: 689thBest Weather: 692ndSafest: 807thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,441stSmartest Citizens: 1,457thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,597thHealthiest Citizens: 1,757thMost Devout: 1,781stTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,457thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,295thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,104thMost Income Equality: 4,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,358thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,587thHighest Drug Use: 8,642ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,701stTop
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Nudest: 9,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,993rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,002ndLargest Populations: 16,408thMost Extreme: 16,668thHighest Economic Output: 16,816thMost Politically Free: 17,722nd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isle of Kesha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, Isle of Kesha successfully hosted the The Feminist Region Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Isle of Kesha's influence in The Feminist Region rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Isle of Kesha altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Keshan grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Isle of Kesha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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