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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha

“All hail the great and omnipotent Kesha!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Feminist Region

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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Ursula IV with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.946 billion Keshans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blümchen. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Kesha's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Kesholicism, and its currency is the Euro.

Isle of Kesha is ranked 11th in The Feminist Region and 62,646th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Isle of Kesha fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 4 days ago: Isle of Kesha fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 6 days ago: Isle of Kesha's influence in The Feminist Region rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • 8 days ago: Isle of Kesha was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Isle of Kesha was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Sexfruit.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 11 days ago: Isle of Kesha was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 12 days ago: Isle of Kesha was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Avianeera, Cleopatra Selene, and Sexfruit.

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