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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha

“All hail the great and omnipotent Kesha!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Feminist Region

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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Ursula IV with a fair hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.17 billion Keshans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blümchen. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the government funds large training centres to turn cats into functioning members of society, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Kesha's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Kesholicism, and its currency is the Euro.

Isle of Kesha is ranked 10th in The Feminist Region and 121,337th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the government funds large training centres to turn cats into functioning members of society.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Isle of Kesha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, Isle of Kesha has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.

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