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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha

“All hail the great and omnipotent Kesha!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Feminist Region


The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Ursula IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.876 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maigl÷ckchen. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Euthanasia is legal, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the government pours millions of Euros into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Kesha's national animal is the domestic cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Kesholicism, and its currency is the Euro.

Isle of Kesha is ranked 10th in The Feminist Region and 57,091st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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