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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha

“All hail the great and omnipotent Kesha!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Feminist Region

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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Ursula IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.651 billion Keshans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blümchen. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Kesha's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Kesholicism, and its currency is the Euro.

Isle of Kesha is ranked 14th in The Feminist Region and 112,217th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -294.6 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, police officers ride the swiftest cats.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, religious education is a new government priority.

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