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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha

“All hail the great and omnipotent Kesha!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Feminist Region

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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Ursula IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.47 billion Keshans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maigl÷ckchen. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Kesha's national animal is the domestic cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Kesholicism, and its currency is the Euro.

Isle of Kesha is ranked 11th in The Feminist Region and 111,413th in the world for Most Average, scoring -2,050 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Isle of Kesha was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 8 days ago: Isle of Kesha was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.

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