Most Pacifist: 177th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 245th Nicest Citizens: 262nd
The Grand Duchy of
Left-wing Utopia
All hail the great and omnipotent Kesha!
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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Ursula IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.324 billion Keshans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirchdorf. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Keshan economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,405 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Kesha's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kesholicism.

Isle of Kesha is ranked 116,506th in the world and 7th in The Feminist Region for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 40.74 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Pacifist: 177thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245thNicest Citizens: 262ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 313thMost Compassionate Citizens: 325thMost Beautiful Environments: 348thMost Cultured: 399thLargest Governments: 469thLongest Average Lifespans: 485thSafest: 500thLowest Crime Rates: 630thBest Weather: 662ndLargest Welfare Programs: 817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,280thMost Income Equality: 1,323rdSmartest Citizens: 1,349thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,446thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,512thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,595thMost Devout: 1,655thHealthiest Citizens: 1,790thMost Inclusive: 1,858thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,141stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,843rdMost Politically Free: 6,800thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,578thMost Extreme: 9,707thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,670thNudest: 13,796th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isle of Kesha lodged a message on the The Feminist Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Isle of Kesha created a new poll in The Feminist Region: "Should we construct an embassy with The Bar on the corner of every region?".
  • : Isle of Kesha voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Isle of Kesha was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Isle of Kesha was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, Isle of Kesha's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.


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