The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Capitalist Paradise
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.568 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 21,414 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 806,018 Golden Bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,992,839 per year while the poor average 56,140, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, much of Isla Vista's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and Colonial Premier Mawaar's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 5th in Wysteria and 1,041st in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 175.399 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 10 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 9 hours ago: Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Colonial Premier Mawaar's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, much of Isla Vista's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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