The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.915 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 21,825 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 810,920 Golden Bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,023,202 per year while the poor average 56,482, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy, and almost all of Isla Vista's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 5th in Wysteria and 8th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 52 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, almost all of Isla Vista's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.

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