The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.775 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 21,653 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 808,704 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,464,879 per year while the poor average 44,257, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, euthanasia is legal, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is totally unknown. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 146th in Wysteria and 142,766th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -36 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, euthanasia is legal.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, cities are engulfed by smog.

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