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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Isla Vista

Population46.244 billion

CapitalTrigo
LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.244 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 38,837 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 409th in the world and 5th in Wysteria for Most Cultured, scoring 529 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Populations: 30thLargest Insurance Industry: 33rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46thMost Avoided: 46thMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndMost Armed: 54thLargest Agricultural Sector: 59thLargest Mining Sector: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94thFattest Citizens: 103rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110thMost Efficient Economies: 122ndMost Secular: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 169thSmartest Citizens: 187thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 203rdLargest Publishing Industry: 251stRudest Citizens: 275thMost Corrupt Governments: 391stMost Cultured: 409thLargest Retail Industry: 571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 691stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 792ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,394thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,703rdMost Influential: 6,765thLargest Black Market: 10,382ndMost Stationary: 11,243rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,073rdTop
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Largest Governments: 16,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,194thMost Pro-Market: 27,229th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the region

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