The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Capitalist Paradise
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.418 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 21,223 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 803,369 Golden Bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,841,927 per year while the poor average 59,952, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

The government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Marsupial Tigers, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Golden Bond battlesuits, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Isla Vista with a very polite populace. Crime is well under control. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 162nd in Wysteria and 126,148th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -39 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Isla Vista with a very polite populace.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Golden Bond battlesuits.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Marsupial Tigers.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, governments opposing Isla Vista are beset by rebels.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Isla Vista is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Marsupial Tiger racing stadiums are open 24/7.

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