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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.432 billion Isla Vistans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Golden Bond.

Isla Vista is ranked 6th in Wysteria and 9th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 45 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 4 days ago: Isla Vista fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the youth of today are literally shaped by big business.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.

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