The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.139 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 22,073 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 813,345 Golden Bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,650,665 per year while the poor average 68,790, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea. Crime is totally unknown. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 6th in Wysteria and 13th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 21,463.963 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Isla Vista Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.

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