Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st Most Secular: 2nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.847 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 24,611 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 824,583 Golden Bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,014,965 per year while the poor average 60,168, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Colonial Premier Mawaar's office, and Isla Vista is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 40th in the world and 7th in Wysteria for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 67,681.32 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1stMost Secular: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thMost Avoided: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 14thRudest Citizens: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 22ndMost Armed: 24thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31stSmartest Citizens: 31stLargest Insurance Industry: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 40thFattest Citizens: 42ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46thLargest Information Technology Sector: 52ndHighest Crime Rates: 79thLargest Populations: 86thLargest Agricultural Sector: 91stMost Corrupt Governments: 93rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 108thMost Cultured: 111thLargest Publishing Industry: 199thMost Stationary: 812thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,989thLargest Black Market: 2,736thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,490thMost Influential: 3,666thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,630thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,236thMost Pro-Market: 7,695thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,948thNudest: 15,681st
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Isla Vista is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Colonial Premier Mawaar's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Isla Vista lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.

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