The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Capitalist Paradise
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.479 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 22,506 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 819,056 Golden Bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,566,242 per year while the poor average 73,348, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime is totally unknown. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 3rd in Wysteria and 4th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 7,433 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Trigo Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Trigo's water use.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.

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