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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.671 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, euthanasia is legal, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Golden Bond.

Isla Vista is ranked 5th in Wysteria and 10th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 81 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Isla Vista is currently researching a cure.

People: 25,671,264,009

Zombies: 0

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Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

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