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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.25 billion Isla Vistans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Healthcare funding has been cut, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and citizens must pay to enjoy Isla Vista's pristine beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Golden Bond.

Isla Vista is ranked 173rd in Wysteria and 111,455th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -15,848.75 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 8 hours ago

  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, citizens must pay to enjoy Isla Vista's pristine beaches.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.

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