The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Capitalist Paradise
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.319 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 22,307 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 816,545 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,517,868 per year while the poor average 44,686, a ratio of 123 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 76th in Wysteria and 50,954th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 48.542 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Isla Vista is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, airport security is provided by private companies.

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