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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.961 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and Isla Vista-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Golden Bond.

Isla Vista is ranked 7th in Wysteria and 14th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 40 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Isla Vista-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation leads Wysteria in per capita stalking.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.

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