The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Capitalist Paradise
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.447 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 23,219 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 816,232 Golden Bonds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,044,887 per year while the poor average 93,399, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 150th in Wysteria and 143,447th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -1,111 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, Isla Vista is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Isla Vistan bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, surveillance cameras are banned.

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