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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.816 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Golden Bonds to support the Information Technology industry, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Golden Bond.

Isla Vista is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 1st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,067 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Golden Bonds to support the Information Technology industry.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Isla Vista's universities.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.

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