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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.496 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Isla Vista's universities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Golden Bond.

Isla Vista is ranked 6th in Wysteria and 31st in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 447 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Isla Vista's universities.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 4 days ago: Isla Vista was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, citizens must pay to enjoy Isla Vista's pristine beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla Vista, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

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