The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Yoshi!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.039 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,568 trillion melons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 213,343 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 8th in Gay and 4,107th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 120 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • 4 days ago: Isla de Yoshi lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Donut Plains for fear of causing a fuss.
  • 7 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme.

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