Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 694th Highest Crime Rates: 715th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 858th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Anarchy
Yoshi!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.442 billion Isla de Yoshians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,951 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,339 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 146,008th in the world and 301st in Gay for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -16.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 694thHighest Crime Rates: 715thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 858thMost Rebellious Youth: 923rdMost Efficient Economies: 959thMost Armed: 1,055thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,121stMost Politically Free: 1,434thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,166thHighest Economic Output: 2,178thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,182ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,332ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,394thSmartest Citizens: 2,499thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,614thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,680thMost Extreme: 3,794thNudest: 3,855thHighest Drug Use: 3,895thHighest Average Incomes: 4,062ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,173rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,251stMost Developed: 4,337thMost Cultured: 4,888thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,231stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,707thLargest Populations: 6,309thLargest Black Market: 6,814thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,382ndTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 7,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,874thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,959thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,601stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,185th
Top
1%
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector, Lowest Overall Tax Burden, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.

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