The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Yoshi!
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.607 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,863 trillion melons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 210,467 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in Isla de Yoshi's hospitals, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, and firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 3rd in Gay and 1,954th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 8 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • : Isla de Yoshi fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • : Isla de Yoshi fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.

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