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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi

“Yoshi! ”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: New Europe

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.399 billion Islas de Yoshian live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Commerce and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, Isla de Yoshi is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the melon.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 3rd in New Europe and 3,215th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 14 hours ago

  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, Isla de Yoshi is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 5 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: #1).
  • 31 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 34 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, Isla de Yoshi successfully hosted the New Europe Olympics.
  • 60 days ago: Isla de Yoshi fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pacifist.

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