Highest Crime Rates: 769th Most Rebellious Youth: 911th Most Efficient Economies: 955th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Yoshi!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.961 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 3,056 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,325 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 4,180th in the world and 16th in Gay for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,689.33 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 769thMost Rebellious Youth: 911thMost Efficient Economies: 955thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 981stMost Armed: 1,091stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,136thMost Politically Free: 1,464thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,160thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,245thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,388thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,482ndSmartest Citizens: 2,662ndHighest Drug Use: 3,470thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,577thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,055thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,180thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,268thMost Extreme: 4,665thMost Developed: 4,861stMost Cultured: 4,989thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,203rdNudest: 5,325thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,534thLargest Populations: 6,110thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,274thLargest Black Market: 6,297thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 7,817thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,928thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,441stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,490thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,847thRudest Citizens: 10,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,257thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,392ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,478th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, the Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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