Highest Crime Rates: 769th Most Rebellious Youth: 893rd Most Efficient Economies: 937th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.426 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 3,151 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,325 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 6,856th in the world and 14th in Gay for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 7,032.57 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 769thMost Rebellious Youth: 893rdMost Efficient Economies: 937thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 961stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,036thMost Armed: 1,062ndMost Politically Free: 1,350thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,154thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,188thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,231stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,356thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,489thSmartest Citizens: 2,763rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,076thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,311thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,399thHighest Average Incomes: 4,403rdHighest Drug Use: 5,211thMost Developed: 5,221stMost Extreme: 5,240thMost Cultured: 5,274thLargest Populations: 5,992ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,064thNudest: 6,220thLargest Black Market: 6,285thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,330thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,856thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,884thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,913thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,008thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,017thRudest Citizens: 11,662ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,463rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,515thNicest Citizens: 17,449th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the region

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