The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Yoshi!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.618 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,695 trillion melons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 213,632 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, abortions are routinely performed in Isla de Yoshi's hospitals, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 4th in Gay and 3,565th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 38 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.

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