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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi

“Yoshi! ”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: New Europe


The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.591 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

The government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, refugees from other nations are flocking to Isla de Yoshi's border, the nation leads New Europe in per capita stalking, and students in Isla de Yoshi's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the melon.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 25th in New Europe and 3,644th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 29 Whatever.

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