Highest Crime Rates: 723rd Most Rebellious Youth: 884th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 904th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Yoshi!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.6 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,983 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,325 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 166,775th in the world and 284th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.4 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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1%
Highest Crime Rates: 723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 884thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 904thMost Efficient Economies: 954thMost Armed: 1,045thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,092ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,136thMost Politically Free: 1,461stTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 2,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,193rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,197thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,392ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,394thSmartest Citizens: 2,526thHighest Drug Use: 3,631stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,887thHighest Average Incomes: 4,124thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,197thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,230thMost Extreme: 4,395thMost Developed: 4,481stNudest: 4,614thMost Cultured: 4,839thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,292ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,020thLargest Populations: 6,190thLargest Black Market: 6,268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,140thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,851stTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 8,451stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,516thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,764thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,791stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,205thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,297thNicest Citizens: 15,877thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,477th
Top
5%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, the Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.

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