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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi

“Yoshi! ”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: New Europe

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.19 billion Islas de Yoshian live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Commerce and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, Isla de Yoshi successfully hosted the New Europe Olympics, graffiti graces every city's streets, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the melon.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 55th in New Europe and 58,518th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -22 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, Isla de Yoshi successfully hosted the New Europe Olympics.
  • 27 days ago: Isla de Yoshi fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • 36 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 70 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 83 days ago: Isla de Yoshi fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 89 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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