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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi

“Yoshi! ”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: New Europe

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.093 billion Islas de Yoshian live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Commerce and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, euthanasia is legal, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the melon.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 56th in New Europe and 58,758th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -22 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 9 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked #1 in the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 17 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 1%).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 33 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked #1 in the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, euthanasia is legal.
  • 42 days ago: Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: #1).
  • 46 days ago: Isla de Yoshi lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.

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