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The Guardians of Ishtar

“حكم مع النخيل مفتوحة.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Guardians of Ishtar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Saelvall with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.65 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uruk. The average income tax rate is 69%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ishtar's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ancient Semitic, and its currency is the Foreigner.

Ishtar is ranked 2,181st in 10000 Islands and 117,980th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -755 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: IshtarIshtar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: IshtarIshtar fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 10 days ago: IshtarIshtar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: IshtarIshtar altered its national flag.
  • 23 days ago: IshtarIshtar relocated from Balder to 10000 Islands.
  • 24 days ago: IshtarIshtar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 24 days ago: IshtarIshtar was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 25 days ago: IshtarIshtar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative.
  • 27 days ago: IshtarIshtar was refounded.
  • 29 days ago: IshtarIshtar ceased to exist.

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