Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd Largest Black Market: 42nd Most Influential: 57th
The Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Protectorate of Ishmiel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 25.558 billion Ishmielians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ishmiel City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ishmielian economy, worth a remarkable 7,576 trillion waines a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,427 waines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the Ishmielian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Ishmiel's national animal is the whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is a major religion.

Ishmiel is ranked 4,986th in the world and 15th in Canada for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 69.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 42ndMost Influential: 57thMost Advanced Public Education: 99thLargest Publishing Industry: 113thMost Rebellious Youth: 131stMost Armed: 262ndHighest Economic Output: 410thHighest Crime Rates: 433rdMost Avoided: 523rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 568thLargest Mining Sector: 642ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 671stHighest Poor Incomes: 755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 852ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 938thLargest Agricultural Sector: 950thHighest Average Incomes: 1,339thLargest Populations: 1,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,665thHealthiest Citizens: 1,763rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,033rdNicest Citizens: 2,542ndLargest Governments: 3,119thMost Developed: 4,042ndSmartest Citizens: 4,477thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,524thMost Primitive: 4,541stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,986thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,552ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,240thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,977thMost Average: 11,388thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,351stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,445th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the region

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