The Mostly Insignificant Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom is consequence
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.412 billion Ioavollrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Ioavollrian economy, worth 270 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 14,669 ISSP Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Ioavollr's beaches, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ioavollr after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, Ioavollr has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr is ranked 3rd in Scandinavia and 797th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 23 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Ioavollr was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 4 days ago: Ioavollr endorsed The Commonwealth of Norreweg.
  • 4 days ago: Ioavollr endorsed The Dictatorship of Norsge.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, Ioavollr has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ioavollr after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, a government program is underway to revitalize Ioavollr's beaches.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 15 days ago: Ioavollr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 1%).

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