The Mostly Insignificant Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom is consequence
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.781 billion Ioavollrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Ioavollrian economy, worth 278 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 14,853 ISSP Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr is ranked 2nd in Scandinavia and 581st in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 14 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 5 days ago: Ioavollr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • 6 days ago: Ioavollr fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 6 days ago: Ioavollr endorsed The Republic of New Finnish Republic.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Ioavollr, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.

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