| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the South Pacific
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Empire of Insaneia is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 718 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insaneia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.
The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insaneia's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the insane.
Insaneia is ranked 3,979th in the South Pacific and 79,758th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.








National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 8 hours ago
- 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Insaneia, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs. - 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Insaneia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. - 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Insaneia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. - 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Insaneia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. - 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Insaneia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. - 3 days 8 hours ago:
Insaneia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Warzone Codger". - 3 days 8 hours ago:
Insaneia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade". - 3 days 20 hours ago:
Insaneia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Happiest Citizens. - 4 days ago:
Insaneia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector. - 6 days ago:
Insaneia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 (
Hileville,
The Cruel Pirates,
Brutland and Norden,
Pamela And Hepatitis,
Kiasu-ism,
Soem,
Neo-Draconis combine,
Gauthier,
Van Wert,
Tabeland,
Darakin,
Euracor,
Turkish-Turania)







