Nudest: 3,006th Largest Black Market: 4,242nd Largest Populations: 6,198th
The Vintage blood wine of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In the blood of our enemies do we thrive.
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The Vintage blood wine of Incognitian Paradox is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.035 billion Incognitian Paradoxians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Incognitian Paradoxian economy, worth 649 trillion Loyalties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,167 Loyalties , and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, all news sources are under strict government control, Incognitian Paradox's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and Incognitian Paradox's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Incognitian Paradox's national animal is the Crimson Wolf.

Incognitian Paradox is ranked 188,292nd in the world and 7th in Blackwater Tavern for Most Politically Free, scoring zero on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Nudest: 3,006thLargest Black Market: 4,242ndLargest Populations: 6,198thMost Authoritarian: 9,546thTop
Most Stationary: 15,461stHighest Economic Output: 17,170th

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