The Great Omniscient Empire of
Father Knows Best State
World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.765 billion Salvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The powerhouse Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,607 trillion Svaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 125,953 Svaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 3rd in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 105,478th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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