The Great Omniscient Empire of
Father Knows Best State
World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.087 billion Salvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The powerhouse Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion Svaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 125,590 Svaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, extraordinary tribunals try accused financials criminals, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 4th in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 133,660th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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