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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia

“World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Union of Socialist Confederate Republics


The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.816 billion Salvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, euthanasia is illegal, and online tourism reviews of ImperialistSalvia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy, and its currency is the Svalo.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 11th in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 113,634th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -262 Dawkins.

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