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The Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia

“World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Union of Socialist Confederate Republics


The Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.853 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Politicians are to be found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Judaism Islam and Christianity, and its currency is the Svalo.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 1st in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 61,664th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 61 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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