The Great Omniscient Empire of
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World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well
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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.479 billion Salvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The thriving Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion Svaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 122,297 Svaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, there is a dearth of space for new houses, discarded pennies litter the streets, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 6th in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 126,051st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,860.434 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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