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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia

“World Domination isn't just a job. It's a hobby as well”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Union of Socialist Confederate Republics

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The Great Omniscient Empire of ImperialistSalvia is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by General Premotarrio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.548 billion Salvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metamorphine. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The powerhouse Salvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Svaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 125,326 Svaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, euthanasia is illegal, and online tourism reviews of ImperialistSalvia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialistSalvia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvian Orthodoxy.

ImperialistSalvia is ranked 3rd in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 3,338th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 988.95 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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