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The Toxic Garbage Island of Impenyer

“If it's free, take two”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Toxic Garbage Island of Impenyer is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.365 billion Impenyerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dromund Kaas. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Impenyer is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Impenyer's many privately-owned prisons, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Impenyer's national animal is the Bantha, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Sith, and its currency is the Credit.

Impenyer is ranked 12th in The North Pacific and 398th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 19 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Impenyer's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, Impenyer is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, euthanasia is legal.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, students cut up leftover Credits during Arts and Crafts.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 12 days ago: Impenyer fell out of the world Top 1% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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