NationStates | The Toxic Garbage Island of Impenyer

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Civil Rights: Rare	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The North Pacific

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The Toxic Garbage Island of Impenyer is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by President Eden with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.956 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital Wasteland. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, military spending recently hit a new high, there are no minimum wage laws, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Impenyer's House of Parliament. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impenyer's national animal is the Deathclaw, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Indifferent Agnosticism, and its currency is the Sarsaparilla Cap.

Impenyer is ranked 8th in The North Pacific and 317th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Easter Egg Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 10% of The North Pacific for Most Conservative Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of The North Pacific for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 10% of The North Pacific for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of The North Pacific for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of The North Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of The North Pacific for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Impenyer's House of Parliament.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, there are no minimum wage laws.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, military spending recently hit a new high.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
4 days ago: Impenyer was endorsed by The Kingdom of Casal Centeio.
6 days ago: Impenyer was endorsed by The Constitutional Republic of Rubrum Natio.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, most citizens in Impenyer are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Impenyer, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 74 (Laibach, Moany Old Gits, Velon, Groovistan, Fengate, Herzliyya, Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Grosseschnauzer, Span, Anarcosyndiclic Peons, New Allied Australia, Elevation, Liononim, Oneofakynd, Espana Japones, Khodoristan, Enif, New Greasbyland, Pasargad, Blacknoirschwarz, Tilling-on-Sea, Tepalcatlalpan, Cerasia, SWACURH, Great Bights Mum, Kitabo, Former English Colony, FALCONKATS, Denarian Knight, KokoPuppyLand, Markdegrey, The Marians, Sophicia, Valerik, Andromeda Islands, Sohviet, Selfgradatude, Blackshear41, Edison Culver, Non-Exploding Cupcake, Boobaloo, Frenulumnia, The United Soviet States, Leeste, Hekik, Eumbner, Ischaemia, The Kingdom of McMasterdonia, Blue Wolf II, Zemnaya Svoboda, Namyeknom, Novaya Zemlja, Rhoderius, Our Lord Jesus Christ, Seomis, Teutonenberg, Naerikir, Ashleende, Billy-Bob-Joe-Jim, Soyuz od al-Muftistan, Gladio, Veritcas, Wisconsota, Spikester, Nordland, The Principality of Monaco, Abstain, Mancunia Revolution, Haor Chall, Malvad, Rubrum Natio, Casal Centeio)