The Excellent Spelling of Ignignokt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 44.564 billion Ignignoktians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The strong Ignignoktian economy, worth a remarkable 1,746 trillion stolen appliances a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,180 stolen appliances, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ignignokt's national animal is the meatman.

Ignignokt is ranked 248,567^th in the world and 6,501^st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.43 law-abiding acts per hour.