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The Kingdom of Ichaland

“Tya um, teli fa, con santios”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Central Pacific Empire


The Kingdom of Ichaland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Ferg XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.269 billion Ichalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ichity. The average income tax rate is 63.8%.

The all-consuming Ichalandian economy, worth 494 trillion Ichalandic Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 78,928 Ichalandic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

College students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Ichaland's national animal is the White Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Traditional Religions and Catholicism.

Ichaland is ranked 12th in Central Pacific Empire and 27,237th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 28 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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by Max Barry

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