The Inane Ravings of
New York Times Democracy
It's for your own good
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Inane Ravings of I V Stalin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rob the Insane with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 21.858 billion Stalinists enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyonesse. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 7,103 trillion foliages a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 324,970 foliages, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. I V Stalin's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Biblioholism.

I V Stalin is ranked 3,647th in Balder and 126,898th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.037 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : I V Stalin fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : I V Stalin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.

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