by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28,146thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,333rd
The Ear Loving Tongue of
Right-wing Utopia
Let my Tongue be with you as you MEEP MEEP.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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I Love You Beeker

Population8.173 billion

CurrencyBeeker Toe NAils
AnimalMuppet Muppet Toad

The Ear Loving Tongue of I Love You Beeker is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.173 billion I Love You Beekerians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The thriving I Love You Beekerian economy, worth 227 trillion Beeker Toe NAils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 27,845 Beeker Toe NAils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 85,061 per year while the poor average 7,065, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. I Love You Beeker's national animal is the Muppet Muppet Toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

I Love You Beeker is ranked 49,264th in the world and 5th in Meep Meep Island for Most Stationary, with 915.9060457642 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28,146thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,333rd

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