The Queendom of Hyrule and Lorule is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Zelda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.478 billion Hyrule and Loruleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kakariko City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyrule and Lorulean economy, worth a remarkable 3,352 trillion Ruppees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,167 Ruppees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Princess Zelda performing the Full-Monty are selling out, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown. Hyrule and Lorule's national animal is the Deku Baba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shiekah.

Hyrule and Lorule is ranked 41,358^th in the world and 137^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.13 law-abiding acts per hour.