The Elven Assassin State of
Capitalizt
Defend New Egypt or Die Trying! Hooyah!!!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Elven Assassin State of HyperionSun is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Reanna with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.905 billion Wood Elves enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivendell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HyperionSunian economy, worth 913 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 154,768 Drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,397 per year while the poor average 40,039, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

HyperionSun is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in HyperionSun's many privately-owned prisons, HyperionSun's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. HyperionSun's national animal is the Chimera, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

HyperionSun is ranked 1st in New Egypt and 5,050th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 512.35 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in HyperionSun, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 5 days ago: HyperionSun lodged a message on the New Egypt Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: HyperionSun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: HyperionSun fell out of the regional Top 5% for Rudest Citizens.
  • 11 days ago: HyperionSun was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 11 days ago: HyperionSun lodged a message on the New Egypt Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: HyperionSun lodged a message on the New Egypt Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: HyperionSun fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 21 days ago: HyperionSun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 22 days ago: HyperionSun created a new poll in New Egypt: "Should we speed up the story a few years?".

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