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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia

“Phnguli mgwl'nafa Cthulhu R'lyeah fhtagn waga'nagl.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Pyoko

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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.804 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the tulu metal.

Hyperbia is ranked 1st in Pyoko and 48th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.

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