Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th Most Secular: 15th
The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.151 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 19,222 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 707,989 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,507,496 per year while the poor average 23,482, a ratio of 234 to 1.

Otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 153,017th in the world and 2nd in Pyoko for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -118.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thMost Secular: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27thFattest Citizens: 31stHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 36thLargest Retail Industry: 40thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stLargest Gambling Industry: 72ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 74thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 81stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 90thLargest Mining Sector: 92ndRudest Citizens: 109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 109thMost Armed: 122ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 127thLargest Agricultural Sector: 150thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172ndSmartest Citizens: 175thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 282ndLargest Populations: 798thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,219thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,227thMost Efficient Economies: 2,361stMost Influential: 2,536thHighest Drug Use: 2,782ndMost Pro-Market: 2,802ndLargest Black Market: 3,049thMost Cultured: 4,204thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,152ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,379thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,122nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
  • : Hyperbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pesticide Regulations".
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, criminals are thrown to the Shoggoths to repay their debt to society.

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