The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Phnguli mgwl'nafa Cthulhu R'lyeah fhtagn waga'nagl.
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.761 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 16,607 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 670,699 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,539,484 per year while the poor average 16,684, a ratio of 332 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 2nd in Pyoko and 146,924th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -1,215 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, political activists are routinely executed.

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