Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Most Avoided: 12th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th
The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.732 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 19,819 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 714,693 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,141,179 per year while the poor average 32,001, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, bars are packed at all hours, governments opposing Hyperbia are beset by rebels, and a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 96th in the world and 1st in Pyoko for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 54,661.53 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Avoided: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thMost Secular: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26thFattest Citizens: 28thHighest Economic Output: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 36thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Gambling Industry: 51stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66thMost Armed: 70thMost Corrupt Governments: 71stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75thLargest Insurance Industry: 77thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 93rdLargest Mining Sector: 96thLargest Information Technology Sector: 126thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 153rdSmartest Citizens: 188thRudest Citizens: 231stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 305thHighest Drug Use: 424thLargest Populations: 780thHighest Crime Rates: 1,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,227thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,323rdMost Influential: 2,623rdLargest Black Market: 3,146thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,111thMost Cultured: 5,038thMost Pro-Market: 5,173rdTop
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Most Stationary: 15,969th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hyperbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, governments opposing Hyperbia are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, armed police units patrol the roads late at night.

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