Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th Most Secular: 14th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th
The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.342 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 19,456 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 711,583 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,592,113 per year while the poor average 44,449, a ratio of 103 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 71,095th in the world and 1st in Pyoko for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.23 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thMost Secular: 14thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28thHighest Economic Output: 32ndFattest Citizens: 33rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 36thMost Scientifically Advanced: 37thLargest Retail Industry: 40thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 71stMost Corrupt Governments: 71stLargest Insurance Industry: 72ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 74thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 91stLargest Mining Sector: 96thLargest Information Technology Sector: 111thMost Armed: 127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 128thLargest Agricultural Sector: 142ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 155thSmartest Citizens: 170thRudest Citizens: 194thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 291stLargest Populations: 793rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,217thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,332ndHighest Drug Use: 2,513thMost Influential: 2,571stLargest Black Market: 3,057thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,798thMost Cultured: 4,752ndMost Pro-Market: 5,244thTop
Largest Governments: 11,761stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,075th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's tulu metal reserves.
  • : Hyperbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".


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