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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia

“Phnguli mgwl'nafa Cthulhu R'lyeah fhtagn waga'nagl.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Pyoko

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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.167 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, and billions of tulu metals are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the tulu metal.

Hyperbia is ranked 1st in Pyoko and 1,156th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,096.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Hyperbia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, billions of tulu metals are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, Hyperbia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.

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