The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.207 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 17,094 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 678,151 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,214,753 per year while the poor average 23,617, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and citizens must pay to enjoy Hyperbia's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 2nd in Pyoko and 119,234th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -1,308 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, citizens must pay to enjoy Hyperbia's pristine beaches.
  • : Hyperbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "National Economic Liberties".
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.

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