The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.258 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 16,109 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 664,099 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,936,472 per year while the poor average 26,431, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 2nd in Pyoko and 123,990th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -845 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 115 minutes ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 15 hours ago: Hyperbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 4 days ago: Hyperbia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".

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