The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.546 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 16,388 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 667,644 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,955,389 per year while the poor average 9,964, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 1st in Pyoko and 16th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 20,407.856 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Hyperbia with a very polite populace.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.

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