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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia

“Phnguli mgwl'nafa Cthulhu R'lyeah fhtagn waga'nagl.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Pyoko

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The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.685 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the people of Hyperbia are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the tulu metal.

Hyperbia is ranked 2nd in Pyoko and 15,797th in the world for Nudest, with 208 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the people of Hyperbia are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 9 hours ago: Hyperbia approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Chemical Weapons Accord"".
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Hyperbia's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Hyperbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".

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