The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Phnguli mgwl'nafa Cthulhu R'lyeah fhtagn waga'nagl.
Regional Influence
Hegemony
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.34 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 18,169 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 689,793 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,524,234 per year while the poor average 41,181, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, billions of tulu metals are being blown on orbital weapons development, and rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 1st in Pyoko and 17th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 44 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, billions of tulu metals are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Hyperbia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Shoggoth Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.

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