The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.018 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 16,917 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 676,221 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,199,911 per year while the poor average 23,550, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, almost all of Hyperbia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 1st in Pyoko and 16th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 20,915.075 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, almost all of Hyperbia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, abortions are routinely performed in Hyperbia's hospitals.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Hyperbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preserving Antimicrobials".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, Hyperbia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, people all over Hyperbia are dying of 'Mad Shoggoth Disease'.

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