The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Incorporated States of Hyperbia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eibon with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.425 billion Hyperbians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tast. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperbian economy, worth an astonishing 16,238 trillion tulu metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 664,850 tulu metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,491,171 per year while the poor average 16,538, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, concussed Shoggothball players cannot remember their lineup position, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Hyperbia's universities, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyperbia's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hyperbia is ranked 1st in Pyoko and 32nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 24 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Hyperbia's universities.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, concussed Shoggothball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Hyperbia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, citizens must pay to enjoy Hyperbia's pristine beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hyperbia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.

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