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The Thin Mints R In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation

“All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Wysteria

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The Thin Mints R In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hydroponicus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 21.936 billion Hydroponicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Retired racing Wombats are served truffles for breakfast, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hydroponic Nation's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Funyon.

Hydroponic Nation is ranked 38th in Wysteria and 2,561st in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 180.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

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