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The Brains Are In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hydroponicus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.502 billion Hydroponicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hydroponic Nation City. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The all-consuming Hydroponic Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,086 trillion Funyons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 131,321 Funyons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hydroponic Nation's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hydroponic Nation is ranked 134th in Wysteria and 142,670th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Endorsements Received: 19 » Norvikeland, Outter Micronesia, Fortune1, Shunnach, Mort Nex, 66 Ducks, Arystria, Tagete, Stragalestranspets, Laurarcor, Accarina, BlueShores, Herzil, Pleaboria, Fratanica, Zedale, Caphtoria, Dank Memes n shizzle, and Idaho State University.
WA update pending: nation has 20 verified endorsements.

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