Most Authoritarian: 1st Most Conservative: 2nd Most Income Equality: 6th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 11.105 billion Huitzilopochltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Huitzilopochltian economy, worth 33.6 trillion Birdies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 3,022 Birdies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huitzilopochlti's national animal is the Catoborus.

Huitzilopochlti is ranked 120,183rd in the world and 3rd in Poqilet for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring zero on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 1stMost Conservative: 2ndMost Income Equality: 6thMost Extreme: 437thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,370thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 9,430thMost Stationary: 11,083rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Huitzilopochlti's influence in Poqilet rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative, Most Income Equality, Most Authoritarian, and Most Extreme and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Huitzilopochlti fell out of the world Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Huitzilopochlti fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Huitzilopochlti's influence in Poqilet rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".

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by Max Barry

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