Most Authoritarian: 1st Most Conservative: 3rd Most Income Equality: 9th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.754 billion Huitzilopochltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Huitzilopochltian economy, worth 32.5 trillion Birdies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 3,022 Birdies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huitzilopochlti's national animal is the Catoborus.

Huitzilopochlti is ranked 74,932nd in the world and 6th in Poqilet for Most Primitive, scoring -41.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 1stMost Conservative: 3rdMost Income Equality: 9thMost Extreme: 421stTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,480thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 9,685thMost Stationary: 11,480thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,332nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative, Most Income Equality, Most Authoritarian, and Most Extreme and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Huitzilopochlti fell out of the world Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Huitzilopochlti fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Huitzilopochlti's influence in Poqilet rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Huitzilopochlti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.
  • : Huitzilopochlti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.

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by Max Barry

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