The Holy Thiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Maxim Gromyko
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Thiefdom of Hrotsijka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Maxim Gromyko with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.437 billion Hrotsijkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryxoi. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The powerhouse Hrotsijkan economy, worth a remarkable 2,341 trillion Aijks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,454 Aijks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

An increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, concussed Hrotsijkan Ramball players cannot remember their lineup position, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrotsijka's national animal is the Hrotsijkan Ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gromykoism.

Hrotsijka is ranked 33rd in Gatesville Inc and 16,856th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 7 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 18 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Hrotsijka fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, concussed Hrotsijkan Ramball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, billions of Aijks are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Hrotsijka, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 12 days ago: Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 16 days ago: Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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