Largest Populations: 2,283rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,375th Highest Economic Output: 2,658th
The Holy Thiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Maxim Gromyko
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The Holy Thiefdom of Hrotsijka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maxim Gromyko with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.539 billion Hrotsijkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryxoi. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The powerhouse Hrotsijkan economy, worth a remarkable 2,712 trillion Aijks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,333 Aijks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political activists are routinely executed, the nation is under martial law, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hrotsijka's national animal is the Hrotsijkan Ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gromykoism.

Hrotsijka is ranked 144,613th in the world and 25th in Gatesville Inc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 2,283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,375thHighest Economic Output: 2,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,313thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,692ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,616thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,002ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,415thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,864thLargest Governments: 6,925thBest Weather: 7,160thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,485thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,008thLowest Crime Rates: 8,040thMost Authoritarian: 9,230thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,112thMost Conservative: 10,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,910thSmartest Citizens: 12,338thMost Developed: 13,267thMost Stationary: 13,440thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,079th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Stationary and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hrotsijka voted for The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill in Round 1 of the election.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Hrotsijka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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