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The Holy Thiefdom of Hrotsijka

“All hail our leader! Saviour of Hrotsijka!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Gatesville Inc


The Holy Thiefdom of Hrotsijka is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maxim Gromyko with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.517 billion Hrotsijkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryxoi. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrotsijka's national animal is the Hrotsijkan Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Gromykoism, and its currency is the Aijk.

Hrotsijka is ranked 99th in Gatesville Inc and 109,516th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -104 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago


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