Best Weather: 13,231st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,397th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,111th
The Empire of
Corporate Bordello
Together We Stand, Divided We Fall
William Hoyt
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Hoytmus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by William Hoyt with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.339 billion Hoytmusians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Williamsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The powerhouse Hoytmusian economy, worth 288 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 66,471 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and Hoytmus Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoytmus's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hoytmus is ranked 60,179th in the world and 2,553rd in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 444 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Best Weather: 13,231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,397thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,111thRudest Citizens: 14,264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,694thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,322ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,958thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,324th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254th in the regionRudest Citizens: 421st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hoytmus's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hoytmus's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Hoytmus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Hoytmus was endorsed by The Phunky Phresh Pharaoh of Cormactopia II.
  • : Hoytmus's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Hoytmus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Hoytmus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn DEN"".
  • : Hoytmus voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn DEN"".
  • : Hoytmus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn DEN"".
  • : Hoytmus was admitted to the World Assembly.


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