Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 327th Lowest Crime Rates: 567th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 818th
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The United States of House mouse is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.743 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The House mousean economy, worth 791 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,517 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 191,814th in the world and 5th in Outer Heaven for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -46.95 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 327thLowest Crime Rates: 567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 818thSafest: 982ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,421stBest Weather: 1,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,725thMost Income Equality: 1,871stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,025thMost Primitive: 3,308thMost Authoritarian: 3,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,778thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,824thLargest Governments: 3,897thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,706thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,674thMost Extreme: 9,954thMost Stationary: 12,768thHighest Economic Output: 12,901stLargest Populations: 13,919thMost Cultured: 15,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,341stMost Influential: 18,848thMost Inclusive: 19,190th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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