The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The United States of House mouse is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.355 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The House mousean economy, worth 570 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 89,819 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 6th in Outer Heaven and 108,785th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 28 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 4 days ago: House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in House mouse to be bombproof.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, House mouse's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.

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