Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 323rd Lowest Crime Rates: 568th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 830th
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The United States of House mouse is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.879 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The House mousean economy, worth 803 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,517 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 3,441st in the world and 1st in Outer Heaven for Most Authoritarian, with 4.76 Stalins.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 323rdLowest Crime Rates: 568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 830thSafest: 969thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,023rdBest Weather: 1,502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,506thMost Income Equality: 1,773rdTop
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,816thHealthiest Citizens: 3,150thMost Primitive: 3,351stMost Authoritarian: 3,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,082ndLargest Governments: 4,101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,480thTop
10%
Most Extreme: 9,231stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,370thMost Stationary: 12,570thHighest Economic Output: 12,848thLargest Populations: 13,734thMost Cultured: 16,293rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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