The United States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United States of House mouse is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.196 billion House mouseans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The strong House mousean economy, worth 610 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 98,557 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 6th in Outer Heaven and 123,127th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, House mouse Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, military spending is on the increase.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 17 days ago: House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.

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