Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 316th Lowest Crime Rates: 620th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 861st
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The United States of House mouse is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.423 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The House mousean economy, worth 852 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,517 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 16,612th in the world and 1st in Outer Heaven for Most Conservative, scoring 74.23 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 316thLowest Crime Rates: 620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 861stSafest: 1,027thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,082ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,738thBest Weather: 1,769thMost Income Equality: 1,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,095thMost Authoritarian: 3,008thHealthiest Citizens: 3,407thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,082ndLargest Governments: 4,531stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,789thMost Primitive: 5,265thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,314thTop
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Most Extreme: 8,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,241stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,397thMost Stationary: 11,871stHighest Economic Output: 12,629thLargest Populations: 13,291st

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  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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