The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
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The United States of House mouse is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.261 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The House mousean economy, worth 747 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,508 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 6th in Outer Heaven and 144,648th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -15 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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