Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 310th Lowest Crime Rates: 622nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 859th
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The United States of House mouse is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.587 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The House mousean economy, worth 867 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,517 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 149,818th in the world and 3rd in Outer Heaven for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -20.27 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 310thLowest Crime Rates: 622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 859thSafest: 1,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,103rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,770thBest Weather: 1,798thMost Income Equality: 1,926thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,136thMost Authoritarian: 3,251stHealthiest Citizens: 3,456thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,101stLargest Governments: 4,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,891stMost Primitive: 5,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,348thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,086thMost Extreme: 9,115thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,159thMost Stationary: 11,335thHighest Economic Output: 12,580thLargest Populations: 12,850th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Powerbroker" to "Dominator".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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