The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United States of House mouse is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.272 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The House mousean economy, worth 658 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,508 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 5th in Outer Heaven and 78,800th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 48 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : House mouse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : House mouse's influence in Outer Heaven fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".

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