The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United States of House mouse is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.498 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The House mousean economy, worth 588 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,508 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 6th in Outer Heaven and 138,686th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 4 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 18 hours ago

  • 17 days ago: House mouse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 20 days ago: House mouse fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, military service is compulsory.
  • 28 days ago: House mouse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in House mouse, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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