The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There's a mouse inside this house
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The United States of House mouse is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.82 billion House mouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House mouse City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The House mousean economy, worth 707 trillion mouse monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 90,508 mouse monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military service is compulsory, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. House mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

House mouse is ranked 5th in Outer Heaven and 139,555th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -39 Whatever.

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