The Intergalactic Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Protectors of the Oppressed
His Imperial Majesty Michael I
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Intergalactic Empire of Holy Trek is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Michael I with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.963 billion Trekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enterprise. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Trekian economy, worth 881 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,613 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Trek's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trekism.

Holy Trek is ranked 12th in Intergalactic Federacy and 146,110th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -1,084.4 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Holy Trek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Holy Trek was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 9 days ago: Holy Trek fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 21 days ago: Holy Trek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: Holy Trek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: Holy Trek's influence in Intergalactic Federacy rose from "Power" to "Superpower".

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