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The Intergalactic Empire of Holy Trek

“Protectors of the Oppressed”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Intergalactic Federacy

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The Intergalactic Empire of Holy Trek is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Michael I with an even hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate population of 5.553 billion Trekians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enterprise. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", criminals are thrown to the Phoenixes to repay their debt to society, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Trek's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Trekism, and its currency is the Imperial Dollar.

Holy Trek is ranked 9th in Intergalactic Federacy and 96,694th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 1 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Holy Trek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Holy Trek lost the position of Intergalactic Federacy WA Delegate to The Imperial Dominion of The Interstellar Mongol Khanate.
  • 10 days ago: Holy Trek proposed constructing embassies between Intergalactic Federacy and North America 2014.
  • 10 days ago: Holy Trek was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, criminals are thrown to the Phoenixes to repay their debt to society.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 10 days ago: Holy Trek voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Holy Trek, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Odinburgh, Mizar234, and House Dace.

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