The Intergalactic Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Protectors of the Oppressed
His Imperial Majesty Michael I
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The Intergalactic Empire of Holy Trek is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Michael I with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.544 billion Trekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enterprise. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The sizeable but stagnant Trekian economy, worth 70.7 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,368 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Holy Trek, and Holy Trek has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Trek's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trekism.

Holy Trek is ranked 15th in Intergalactic Federacy and 128,979th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -92 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holy Trek, Holy Trek has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Trek, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Holy Trek.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Trek, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Trek, moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Trek, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Holy Trek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Holy Trek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Trek, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Trek, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Trek, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.

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