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The Emmy Award-Winning Potato of Hobbitat

“What's taters precious?”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Antarctica

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The Emmy Award-Winning Potato of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.696 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports industries.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", bicyclists are banned from major roads, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the hairy toe.

Hobbitat is ranked 37th in Antarctica and 62,670th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: HobbitatHobbitat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jakker".
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in HobbitatHobbitat, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in HobbitatHobbitat, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: HobbitatHobbitat was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: #1).
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in HobbitatHobbitat, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: HobbitatHobbitat voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Chemical Weapons Convention".
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in HobbitatHobbitat, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 4 days ago: HobbitatHobbitat changed its national slogan to "What's taters precious?".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HobbitatHobbitat, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HobbitatHobbitat, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.

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