The Hippity Hoppity Habitat of
Left-Leaning College State
Om nom nom
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Hippity Hoppity Habitat of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.943 billion Hobbitots enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hobbitatian economy, worth an astonishing 10,492 trillion hairy toes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 438,248 hairy toes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hobbitat is building an army to protect its overseas territories, concussed lemmingball players cannot remember their lineup position, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hobbitat is ranked 14th in Antarctica and 3,896th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 27 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, concussed lemmingball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, Hobbitat is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 11 days ago: Hobbitat was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".

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