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The Calvitat of Hobbitat

“Om nom nom”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Antarctica

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The Calvitat of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 23.169 billion Hobbitots enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology industries.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, Hobbitat's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the hairy toe.

Hobbitat is ranked 3rd in Antarctica and 173rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, Hobbitat's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Hobbitat was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, abortions are routinely performed in Hobbitat's hospitals.
  • 5 days ago: Hobbitat endorsed The Paradoxical Paradise of Peradias.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 7 days ago: Hobbitat was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The Voltarum, Piedra Negra, Glorious Land of Freedom, Free4All, and Peradias.

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