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The Hippity Hoppity Hypathermics of Hobbitat

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Antarctica

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The Hippity Hoppity Hypathermics of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.709 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology industries.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Hobbitat is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the hairy toe.

Hobbitat is ranked 1st in Antarctica and 97th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 28 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 89 minutes ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Hobbitat voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World University for Peace".
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, Hobbitat is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 5 days ago: Hobbitat voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • 7 days ago: Hobbitat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate South Pacific"".

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Endorsements Received: 4 » The Voltarum, Piedra Negra, Glorious Land of Freedom, and Free4All.

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