The Calvitat of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Om nom nom
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Calvitat of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.597 billion Hobbitots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hobbitatian economy, worth an astonishing 10,315 trillion hairy toes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 437,152 hairy toes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and CDs are regularly copy-protected. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hobbitat is ranked 71st in Antarctica and 122,849th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -433 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, the government pours millions of hairy toes into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 8 days ago: Hobbitat was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, surveillance cameras are banned.

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