The Calvitat of
Left-Leaning College State
Om nom nom
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Calvitat of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.779 billion Hobbitots enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hobbitatian economy, worth an astonishing 10,412 trillion hairy toes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 437,877 hairy toes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, Max Barry is this year's Miss Hobbitat, and Nutbush City spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hobbitat is ranked 67th in Antarctica and 143,547th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -65 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 52 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, Nutbush City spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, Max Barry is this year's Miss Hobbitat.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hobbitat, the nation leads Antarctica in per capita stalking.

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