Population | 31.355 billion |
Leader | General Hiriaurtung Arororugul |
Faith | Tengriism |
Currency | one in his wallet |
Animal | horse he rode in on |
The Man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung Arororugul is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Hiriaurtung Arororugul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.355 billion Hiriaurtung Arororugulians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Hiriaurtung Arororugulian economy, worth a remarkable 4,120 trillion one in his wallets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,428 one in his wallets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,483 per year while the poor average 5,021, a ratio of 196 to 1.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Hiriaurtung Arororugul's national animal is the horse he rode in on, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tengriism.
Hiriaurtung Arororugul is ranked 50,639th in the world and 12th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul's influence in Antarctic Oasis rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul's influence in Antarctic Oasis rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul's influence in Antarctic Oasis rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul's influence in Antarctic Oasis rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul's influence in Antarctic Oasis rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Hiriaurtung Arororugul's influence in Antarctic Oasis rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".