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The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United

“Get up and dance.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Kingdom of Sparta


The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United is a gargantuan, devout nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.035 billion, 5 million of whom are zombies, Hillsong Unitedians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31%. A large private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, cars are banned from built-up areas, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Hillsong United's national animal is the Lamb, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its currency is the Worship.

Hillsong United is ranked 5th in The Kingdom of Sparta and 76,768th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Hillsong United is currently researching a cure.

People: 11,030,039,780

Zombies: 5,237,141

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Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago


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