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The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United

“HE GAVE IT ALL FOR LOVE!!!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Kingdom of Sparta

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The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.892 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31%. A large private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, cars are banned from built-up areas, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Hillsong United's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Worship.

Hillsong United is ranked 4th in The Kingdom of Sparta and 72,127th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 171 days ago: Hillsong UnitedHillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • 187 days ago: Hillsong UnitedHillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 1 year 89 days ago: Hillsong UnitedHillsong United was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • 1 year 89 days ago: Following new legislation in Hillsong UnitedHillsong United, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 1 year 89 days ago: Following new legislation in Hillsong UnitedHillsong United, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 1 year 89 days ago: Following new legislation in Hillsong UnitedHillsong United, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 2 years 237 days ago: Following new legislation in Hillsong UnitedHillsong United, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes.
  • 2 years 237 days ago: Following new legislation in Hillsong UnitedHillsong United, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Hillsong United's House of Parliament.
  • 2 years 237 days ago: Following new legislation in Hillsong UnitedHillsong United, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • 2 years 237 days ago: Following new legislation in Hillsong UnitedHillsong United, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria.

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