Most Stationary: 1,419th Largest Populations: 6,246th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,421st
The Won't You Break Free of
Corporate Bordello
Get up and dance.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.291 billion Hillsong Unitedians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The powerhouse Hillsong Unitedian economy, worth 684 trillion Worships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,890 Worships, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, cars are banned from built-up areas, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hillsong United's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hillsong United is ranked 109,146th in the world and 3rd in The Kingdom of Sparta for Most Primitive, scoring -63.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Stationary: 1,419thTop
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Largest Populations: 6,246thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,421stTop
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Most Influential: 10,345thLargest Black Market: 14,668thHighest Economic Output: 15,004thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,617thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,387th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry, Highest Economic Output, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Influential.
  • : Hillsong United was struck by a Cure Missile from The Indestructible Black Knights of Akeroyd, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Hillsong United fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Hillsong United's influence in The Kingdom of Sparta rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".

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