Most Stationary: 1,359th Largest Populations: 5,987th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,927th
The Won't You Break Free of
Corporate Bordello
Get up and dance.
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.999 billion Hillsong Unitedians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The powerhouse Hillsong Unitedian economy, worth 718 trillion Worships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,890 Worships, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, cars are banned from built-up areas, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hillsong United's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hillsong United is ranked 115,336th in the world and 4th in The Kingdom of Sparta for Most Authoritarian, with 0.07 Stalins.

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Most Stationary: 1,359thTop
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Largest Populations: 5,987thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,927thMost Influential: 10,902ndLargest Black Market: 14,359thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,790thHighest Economic Output: 15,111th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hillsong United's influence in The Kingdom of Sparta rose from "Contender" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Hillsong United was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry, Highest Economic Output, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, and Most Influential.

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