The Won't You Break Free of
Corporate Bordello
Get up and dance.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.872 billion Hillsong Unitedians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The powerhouse Hillsong Unitedian economy, worth 616 trillion Worships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,890 Worships, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, cars are banned from built-up areas, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hillsong United's national animal is the Lamb, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hillsong United is ranked 2nd in The Kingdom of Sparta and 90,702nd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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