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The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United

“Get up and dance.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Kingdom of Sparta


The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United is a gargantuan, devout nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.546 billion Hillsong Unitedians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The powerhouse Hillsong Unitedian economy, worth 558 trillion Worships a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,330 Worships, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, cars are banned from built-up areas, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hillsong United's national animal is the Lamb, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hillsong United is ranked 3rd in The Kingdom of Sparta and 93,614th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -18.75 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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