The Empire of
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The Empire of Hileville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Dennrick Hile with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.726 billion Hilevilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanlandia. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hilevillean economy, worth 966 trillion Hiles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,733 Hiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Lionball players cannot remember their lineup position, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hileville's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of the Lions.

Hileville is ranked 5,426th in the South Pacific and 109,108th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -102.8 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

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