The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Knowledge is Power
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Empire of Hileville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Dennrick Ravenclaw with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.105 billion Hilevilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanlandia. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hilevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Hiles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 115,527 Hiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hileville's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of the Lions.

Hileville is ranked 4,055th in the South Pacific and 96,182nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hileville, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Hileville changed its national motto to "Knowledge is Power".
  • : Hileville endorsed The Republic of Kringalia.
  • : Following new legislation in Hileville, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Hileville endorsed The Queendom of Imkitopia.
  • : Hileville was endorsed by The Queendom of Imkitopia.
  • : Hileville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Hileville, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Hileville lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hileville, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.

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