Most Influential: 1,095th Largest Black Market: 1,566th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,615th
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The Kinda Retired but Not Land of Hileville is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Dennrick Ravenclaw with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.796 billion Hilevilleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanlandia. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hilevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,626 trillion Hiles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,691 Hiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, artists are pillars of society, a government program is underway to revitalize Hileville's beaches, and Emperor Dennrick Ravenclaw's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hileville's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of the Lions.

Hileville is ranked 123,605th in the world and 3,263rd in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 66.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 1,095thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,615thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,810thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,557thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,316thHighest Economic Output: 5,387thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,569thLargest Populations: 9,833rdMost Devout: 9,958thHighest Average Incomes: 10,024thLargest Retail Industry: 11,149thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,825th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 73rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 233rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 278th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 367th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 371st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 384th in the regionMost Devout: 389th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hileville's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hileville changed its national nation type to "Kinda Retired but Not Land".
  • : Hileville's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hileville's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Hileville's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Hileville was refounded in Balder.
  • : Hileville ceased to exist.
  • : Hileville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Hileville's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Hileville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.


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