The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do you mistake us for sincere?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Rogue Nation of Hilarious Shenanigans is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sabriffle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.142 billion Hilarious Shenanigansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gremlin. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but stagnant Hilarious Shenanigansian economy, worth 100 trillion Om Noms a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,990 Om Noms, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hilarious Shenanigans's national animal is the Liopleurodon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sabrifflism.

Hilarious Shenanigans is ranked 159th in The Alliance of Dictators and 116,992nd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,638 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n.
  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Hilarious Shenanigans fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • : Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.

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