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The Rogue Nation of Hilarious Shenanigans

“Do you mistake us for sincere?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Rogue Nation of Hilarious Shenanigans is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sabriffle with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 574 million, 568 million of whom are zombies, Hilarious Shenanigansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kremlin. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, criminals are executed and their property seized, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hilarious Shenanigans's national animal is the Liopleurodon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sabrifflism, and its currency is the Om Nom.

Hilarious Shenanigans is ranked 184th in The Alliance of Dictators and 111,452nd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Hilarious Shenanigans is currently researching a cure.

People: 6,081,009

Zombies: 568,108,042

Dead: 6,947,194,766

Survival Rate: 0.08%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 minutes ago

  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.

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