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The Rogue Nation of Hilarious Shenanigans

“Do you mistake us for sincere?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Rogue Nation of Hilarious Shenanigans is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sabriffle with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.452 billion Hilarious Shenanigansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kremlin. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hilarious Shenanigans's national animal is the Liopleurodon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sabrifflism, and its currency is the Om Nom.

Hilarious Shenanigans is ranked 176th in The Alliance of Dictators and 107,879th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago

  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.

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