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The Rogue Nation of Hilarious Shenanigans

“Do you mistake us for sincere?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Rogue Nation of Hilarious Shenanigans is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sabriffle with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.337 billion Hilarious Shenanigansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kremlin. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, and customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hilarious Shenanigans's national animal is the Liopleurodon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sabrifflism, and its currency is the Om Nom.

Hilarious Shenanigans is ranked 169th in The Alliance of Dictators and 93,892nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -21 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 6 days ago: Hilarious Shenanigans was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Hilarious Shenanigans, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
  • 25 days ago: Hilarious Shenanigans fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 42 days ago: Hilarious Shenanigans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 42 days ago: Hilarious Shenanigans was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 43 days ago: Hilarious Shenanigans was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).

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