Largest Black Market: 22nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 58th Most Influential: 76th
The Military Dictatorship of
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The Military Dictatorship of Higsantium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Higs with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.726 billion Higsantiumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higsantium City. The average income tax rate is 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Higsantiumian economy, worth an astonishing 10,074 trillion holy hand grenades a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 486,096 holy hand grenades, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege Higsantium City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Higsantium's national animal is the vorpal bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Higs.

Higsantium is ranked 22nd in the world and 1st in Canada for Largest Black Market, with 9,999 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Black Market: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 58thMost Influential: 76thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151stHighest Average Incomes: 173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 176thHighest Economic Output: 217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 280thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 295thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 361stLargest Mining Sector: 377thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 485thHighest Poor Incomes: 487thLargest Insurance Industry: 539thMost Corrupt Governments: 659thLargest Agricultural Sector: 855thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,155thLowest Crime Rates: 1,498thLargest Governments: 1,530thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,893rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,039thMost Efficient Economies: 2,060thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,719thLargest Populations: 2,904thLargest Retail Industry: 4,875thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,010thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,209thSmartest Citizens: 5,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,980thMost Secular: 6,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,417thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,089thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,153rdTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,969thMost Stationary: 10,078thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,754thMost Authoritarian: 11,159thHighest Drug Use: 14,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,176thMost Conservative: 18,402nd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the region

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