Largest Black Market: 23rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd Most Influential: 81st
The Military Dictatorship of
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The Military Dictatorship of Higsantium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Higs with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.861 billion Higsantiumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higsantium City. The average income tax rate is 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Higsantiumian economy, worth an astonishing 10,140 trillion holy hand grenades a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 486,096 holy hand grenades, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege Higsantium City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Higsantium's national animal is the vorpal bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Higs.

Higsantium is ranked 145,005th in the world and 126th in Canada for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 29.42 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Black Market: 23rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rdMost Influential: 81stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 147thHighest Average Incomes: 170thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 172ndHighest Economic Output: 213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 293rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 298thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 362ndLargest Mining Sector: 383rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 487thHighest Poor Incomes: 488thLargest Insurance Industry: 545thMost Corrupt Governments: 677thLargest Agricultural Sector: 864thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,201stLowest Crime Rates: 1,524thLargest Governments: 1,553rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,916thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,052ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,091stLargest Populations: 2,889thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,084thLargest Retail Industry: 4,980thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,161stSmartest Citizens: 5,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,009thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,073rdMost Secular: 6,802ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,532ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,074thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,395thTop
Most Stationary: 9,872ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,304thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,730thMost Authoritarian: 12,047thHighest Drug Use: 15,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,357thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,711thMost Conservative: 19,466th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the region

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