Largest Black Market: 18th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 56th Most Influential: 65th
The Military Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There is no order without obedience.
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Military Dictatorship of Higsantium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Higs with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.991 billion Higsantiumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higsantium City. The average income tax rate is 82.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Higsantiumian economy, worth a remarkable 9,512 trillion holy hand grenades a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 475,826 holy hand grenades, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Higsantium City to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Higsantium's national animal is the vorpal bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Higs.

Higsantium is ranked 77,552nd in the world and 70th in Canada for Highest Drug Use, scoring 73.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56thMost Influential: 65thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164thHighest Average Incomes: 179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 229thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 251stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 321stLargest Mining Sector: 338thLargest Insurance Industry: 494thHighest Poor Incomes: 503rdMost Corrupt Governments: 579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 912thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 925thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,155thLargest Governments: 1,397thLowest Crime Rates: 1,441stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,623rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,886thMost Efficient Economies: 2,112thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,932ndLargest Populations: 2,950thLargest Retail Industry: 4,031stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,615thSmartest Citizens: 5,046thMost Secular: 5,174thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,676thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,794thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,440thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,745thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 9,644thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,713thMost Authoritarian: 9,928thMost Stationary: 10,850thMost Conservative: 11,617thRudest Citizens: 13,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,374th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Largest Publishing Industry, and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Higsantium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Higsantium, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Higsantium City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Higsantium, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.

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