Largest Black Market: 22nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 68th Most Influential: 78th
The Zombie Infested Dictatorship of
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The Zombie Infested Dictatorship of Higsantium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Higs with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.11 billion Higsantiumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higsantium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Higsantiumian economy, worth an astonishing 10,228 trillion brains a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 484,554 brains, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Higsantium's national animal is the vorpal bunny zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Higs.

Higsantium is ranked 25,018th in the world and 60th in Canada for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Black Market: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68thMost Influential: 78thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdHighest Average Incomes: 174thHighest Economic Output: 216thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 374thLargest Mining Sector: 383rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 480thLargest Insurance Industry: 552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 614thMost Corrupt Governments: 686thLargest Agricultural Sector: 871stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 973rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,280thLowest Crime Rates: 1,511thLargest Governments: 1,574thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,838thMost Efficient Economies: 2,053rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,457thLargest Populations: 2,856thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,959thLargest Retail Industry: 5,302ndSmartest Citizens: 5,609thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,470thMost Secular: 7,122ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,812thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,297thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,375thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,713thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,006thMost Authoritarian: 13,935thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,230thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,396thHighest Drug Use: 16,793rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the region

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