Largest Black Market: 21st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 51st Most Influential: 64th
The Military Dictatorship of
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The Military Dictatorship of Higsantium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Higs with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.337 billion Higsantiumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higsantium City. The average income tax rate is 83.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Higsantiumian economy, worth a remarkable 9,789 trillion holy hand grenades a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 481,384 holy hand grenades, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Higsantiumian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, political activists are routinely executed, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Higsantium's national animal is the vorpal bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Higs.

Higsantium is ranked 1,441st in the world and 7th in Canada for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.35 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Black Market: 21stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51stMost Influential: 64thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171stHighest Average Incomes: 171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 227thHighest Economic Output: 230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 332ndLargest Mining Sector: 346thLargest Insurance Industry: 518thHighest Poor Incomes: 527thMost Corrupt Governments: 591stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 746thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,006thLargest Governments: 1,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,441stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,726thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,827thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,838thLargest Populations: 2,927thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,416thLargest Retail Industry: 4,423rdSmartest Citizens: 5,333rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,835thMost Secular: 6,368thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,847thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,651stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,732ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,214thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,590thMost Authoritarian: 9,140thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,286thMost Stationary: 10,461stMost Conservative: 11,663rdHighest Drug Use: 14,505thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,165th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the region

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