The Raid Squeaker of Hewwo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Isabella Hime with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.439 billion Hewwoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hi Town. The average income tax rate is 57.3%.

The strong Hewwoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,206 trillion Squeaks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,056 Squeaks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, Isabella Hime has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hewwo's national animal is the turtle.

Hewwo is ranked 116,805^th in the world and 2^nd in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.04 law-abiding acts per hour.