Rudest Citizens: 3rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th Fattest Citizens: 12th
The Ur-Quan Masters of
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The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord 353 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.969 billion Ur-Quans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delta Crateris V. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hesperonisian economy, worth an astonishing 16,624 trillion Sa-Matras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 594,377 Sa-Matras, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hesperonisian politics is literally a blood sport, prison visits increase substantially during election years, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, and male tourists tend to be fearful of Hesperonis's deadly femme fatales. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hesperonis's national animal is the Dnyarri, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hesperonis is ranked 24,831st in the world and 806th in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9thFattest Citizens: 12thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 15thMost Armed: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30thMost Rebellious Youth: 40thMost Avoided: 54thHighest Economic Output: 55thLargest Information Technology Sector: 58thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 81stLargest Gambling Industry: 86thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 262ndSmartest Citizens: 330thLargest Publishing Industry: 414thLargest Mining Sector: 417thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 693rdLargest Populations: 823rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 851stLargest Insurance Industry: 891stHighest Poor Incomes: 945thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,060thMost Cultured: 1,091stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,165thMost Stationary: 1,521stMost Secular: 1,756thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,804thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,895thMost Efficient Economies: 1,994thLargest Black Market: 3,529thMost Influential: 6,883rdTop
Nudest: 11,629thHighest Drug Use: 15,922ndMost Politically Free: 17,257th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 55th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 408th in the regionNudest: 448th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 455th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 458th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, male tourists tend to be fearful of Hesperonis's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, Hesperonisian politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.


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