Rudest Citizens: 4th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th Fattest Citizens: 12th
The Ur-Quan Masters of
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The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord 353 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.707 billion Ur-Quans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delta Crateris V. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hesperonisian economy, worth an astonishing 16,377 trillion Sa-Matras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 591,101 Sa-Matras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,529,512 per year while the poor average 88,550, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Delta Crateris V as a backdrop, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hesperonis's national animal is the Dnyarri, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hesperonis is ranked 1,567th in the world and 34th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 2,309.70685512 Days.

Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9thFattest Citizens: 12thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thMost Armed: 16thLargest Retail Industry: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 22ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27thMost Rebellious Youth: 41stMost Avoided: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 57thLargest Information Technology Sector: 65thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 67thHighest Average Incomes: 82ndLargest Gambling Industry: 92ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 243rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 272ndSmartest Citizens: 337thLargest Publishing Industry: 429thLargest Mining Sector: 431stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 464thLargest Populations: 833rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 844thLargest Insurance Industry: 912thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,059thMost Cultured: 1,132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,167thMost Stationary: 1,567thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,838thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,850thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,993rdMost Secular: 2,125thLargest Black Market: 3,536thMost Influential: 6,727thMost Politically Free: 8,636thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,137thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,551stNudest: 13,373rd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionLargest Black Market: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 215th in the regionMost Politically Free: 220th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 316th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 430th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 443rd in the regionNudest: 481st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Delta Crateris V as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Hesperonis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Dnyarri hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.


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