Rudest Citizens: 4th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th Most Scientifically Advanced: 10th
The Ur-Quan Masters of
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The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord 353 with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.167 billion Ur-Quans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delta Crateris V. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hesperonisian economy, worth an astonishing 15,810 trillion Sa-Matras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 581,957 Sa-Matras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,833,576 per year while the poor average 141,226, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hesperonis's national animal is the Dnyarri, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hesperonis is ranked 167,402nd in the world and 4,512th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.33 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10thFattest Citizens: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thMost Armed: 15thLargest Retail Industry: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 24thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29thLargest Information Technology Sector: 41stMost Rebellious Youth: 42ndMost Avoided: 51stHighest Economic Output: 65thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70thHighest Average Incomes: 82ndLargest Gambling Industry: 99thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 252ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265thSmartest Citizens: 333rdLargest Mining Sector: 415thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 522ndLargest Populations: 849thLargest Insurance Industry: 851stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 875thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,237thMost Cultured: 1,247thMost Stationary: 1,646thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,704thMost Efficient Economies: 2,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,070thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,143rdLargest Black Market: 3,494thMost Influential: 6,478thMost Pro-Market: 7,869thTop
Most Secular: 9,584th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 78th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 279th in the regionMost Politically Free: 434th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hesperonis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Hesperonis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.


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