The People's Jamahiriya of
New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The People's Jamahiriya of Herzliyya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Herzliyyan People's Vanguard with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.7 billion Herzliyyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verda Urbo. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Herzliyyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion herzls a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 109,833 herzls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Herzliyya's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Herzliyya is ranked 5,541st in The North Pacific and 124,099th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

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