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The Kingdom of Hemmia

“Nationen framför allt”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Kingdom of Hemmia is a huge, economically powerful nation, ruled by King Adolf Fredrik with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 949 million are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frisborg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A healthy private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Trout Farming and Uranium Mining.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, and the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales. Crime is pervasive. Hemmia's national animal is the skvader, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Mark.

Hemmia is ranked 2,010th in Lazarus and 70,703rd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -9 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hemmia, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • 16 hours ago: Hemmia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hemmia, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hemmia, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hemmia, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hemmia, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hemmia, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 6 days ago: Hemmia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hemmia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hemmia, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.

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