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The Capitalist Nudists of Hellytown

“Ehh, We're not so bad”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Beach

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The Capitalist Nudists of Hellytown is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Hell's Admin with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.125 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is mainly concerned with Commerce, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underworld. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining industries.

Skateparks can be found in every city, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Hellytown. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellytown's national animal is the dollar bill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Money, and its currency is the dollar.

Hellytown is ranked 4th in The Beach and 3,195th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 10 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 16 hours ago: Hellytown was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Hellytown was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Hellytown was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 6 days ago: Hellytown was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Hellytown was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Hellytown changed its national leader to "Hell's Admin".
  • 14 days ago: Hellytown was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 16 days ago: Hellytown was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: #1).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Hellytown, Max Barry is this year's Miss Hellytown.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Hellytown, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.

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