The Military High Council of
Father Knows Best State
We Shall Overcome
Governor-General Wilhelm Stauffenberg
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Military High Council of Helghan Minoris is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Governor-General Wilhelm Stauffenberg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.65 billion Helghast are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visari's Hope. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The all-consuming Helghast economy, worth 746 trillion Helghan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,528 Helghan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helghan Minoris's national animal is the Puma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Helghan Minoris is ranked 6th in Dontgiveacrap and 128,263rd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 1 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Minoris, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Helghan Minoris was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Helghan Minoris was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Minoris, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Minoris, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Minoris, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Minoris, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Helghan Minoris was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Minoris, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Minoris, nudity is frowned upon.

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