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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Nederland

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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.935 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Heinekenbier, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.

Heinekenbier is ranked 18th in Nederland and 14,848th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.712 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Heinekenbier fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 18 hours ago: Heinekenbier fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Heinekenbier was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Heinekenbier.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.

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