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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier

“Best worldrankings: First and second last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Nederland


The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.888 billion, 10.458 billion of whom are zombies, Heinekenbierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Notable individuals are granted land and titles, Heinekenbier City is a police state during international summits, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and children have only the most basic of education. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.

Heinekenbier is ranked 1st in Nederland and 25th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 71 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Heinekenbier is currently building a zombie empire.

People: 430,161,226

Zombies: 10,457,949,016

Dead: 14,158,021,593

Survival Rate: 1.72%

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