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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier

“Best worldrankings: First and second last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Nederland

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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.543 billion Heinekenbierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, political activists are routinely executed, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.

Heinekenbier is ranked 102nd in Nederland and 112,157th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -50 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, Heinekenbier has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".

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