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Regional Influence: Ambassador
The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.888 billion, 10.458 billion of whom are zombies, Heinekenbierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.
Notable individuals are granted land and titles, Heinekenbier City is a police state during international summits, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and children have only the most basic of education. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.
Heinekenbier is currently building a zombie empire.
Survival Rate: 1.72%
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago
- 3 hours ago: The Free Democracy of Ballotonia was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Heinekenbier, killing 7 million zombies.
- 3 hours ago: The Free Democracy of Ballotonia was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Heinekenbier, infecting 1,617 million survivors.
- 3 hours ago: Heinekenbier was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, infecting 44 million survivors.
- 5 hours ago: Heinekenbier was struck by a Cure Missile from The Green Forest Colony of Dassieland, curing 1 million infected.
- 8 hours ago: Heinekenbier was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, infecting 155 million survivors.
- 5 days ago: Heinekenbier was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- 9 days ago: Heinekenbier's influence in Nederland fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- 11 days ago: Heinekenbier was ranked #1 in the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- 12 days ago: Heinekenbier was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, children have only the most basic of education.