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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier

“Best worldrankings: First and second last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Nederland

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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.512 billion Heinekenbierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.

Heinekenbier is ranked 1st in Nederland and 53rd in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 8 days ago: Heinekenbier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: #1).
  • 8 days ago: Heinekenbier was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, Max Barry is this year's Miss Heinekenbier.

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