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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier

“Best worldrankings: First and second last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Nederland

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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.858 billion Heinekenbierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public suffers from the loss of government aid money, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, Harry Potter books are banned, and the military has quashed a recent coup attempt. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.

Heinekenbier is ranked 103rd in Nederland and 113,489th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -210 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Heinekenbier was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: #1).
  • 4 days ago: Heinekenbier was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: #1).
  • 7 days ago: Heinekenbier fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the military has quashed a recent coup attempt.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public suffers from the loss of government aid money.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 15 days ago: Heinekenbier fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Heinekenbier City.

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