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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Nederland

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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.967 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, only government officials may operate computers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.

Heinekenbier is ranked 1st in Nederland and 19th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 41 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, only government officials may operate computers.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 5 days ago: Heinekenbier fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.

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