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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier |
“Worldrankings: First and fourth last.”
| Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Nederland |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.018 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.
Artists are jailed regularly and art-burning parties are common, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.
Heinekenbier is ranked 1st in the region and 18th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago
- 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Heinekenbier, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. - 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Heinekenbier, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. - 1 day, 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Heinekenbier, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. - 1 day, 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Heinekenbier, artists are jailed regularly and art-burning parties are common. - 1 day, 17 hours ago:
Heinekenbier lodged a message at Nederland Civil Headquarters. - 2 days, 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Heinekenbier, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. - 2 days, 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Heinekenbier, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. - 3 days, 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Heinekenbier, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. - 3 days, 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Heinekenbier, criminals are thrown to the oxygen molecules to repay their debt to society. - 3 days, 13 hours ago:
Heinekenbier lodged a message at Nederland Civil Headquarters.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 (
Juristonia,
Ballotonia,
Klein Balkenendeland,
Spijkerpennen)

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