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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier

“Best worldrankings: First and second last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Nederland

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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.016 billion Heinekenbierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Notable individuals are granted land and titles, Heinekenbier City is a police state during international summits, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and children have only the most basic of education. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.

Heinekenbier is ranked 1st in Nederland and 21st in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 3 hours ago: Heinekenbier was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Heinekenbier's influence in Nederland fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • 6 days ago: Heinekenbier was ranked #1 in the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Heinekenbier was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, children have only the most basic of education.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, Heinekenbier City is a police state during international summits.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 7 days ago: Heinekenbier relocated from Lazarus to Nederland.

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