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The Kingdom of He-Jesus

“F--- your sins, I'm going home LOL!”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Alliance of Socialist States

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The Kingdom of He-Jesus is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, cynical population of 1.104 billion enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Social Welfare, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A very small private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. He-Jesus's national animal is the poor in spirit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kiss of Judas.

He-Jesus is ranked 6th in Alliance of Socialist States and 65,686th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 0 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago

  • 42 days ago: He-Jesus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 68 days ago: He-Jesus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 73 days ago: He-Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 87 days ago: He-Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 89 days ago: He-Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 119 days ago: He-Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 121 days ago: He-Jesus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 126 days ago: He-Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 150 days ago: He-Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 166 days ago: He-Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
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