The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.226 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 28,420 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,083,678 Fwooshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,027,672 per year while the poor average 204,874, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Online tourism reviews of HC Eredivisie are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 97th in belgium and 102,949th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 8 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, online tourism reviews of HC Eredivisie are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : HC Eredivisie fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Richard claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, adultery has been made a capital offence.

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