Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 2nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.179 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 31,602 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,083,066 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,929,056 per year while the poor average 145,486, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, military spending recently hit a new high, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 15th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 44,688.38 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Black Market: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndMost Avoided: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27thLargest Governments: 33rdMost Subsidized Industry: 79thMost Secular: 95thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122ndFattest Citizens: 123rdLargest Retail Industry: 147thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 181stLowest Crime Rates: 210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 445thLargest Populations: 445thMost Efficient Economies: 462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,137thRudest Citizens: 1,302ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,380thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,995thHighest Drug Use: 2,723rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,199thMost Influential: 5,642ndMost Extreme: 5,841stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,551stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,580th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, disputed territories across belgium are being claimed by HC Eredivisiean college students.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.

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