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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the zombies with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.531 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, notable individuals are granted land and titles, the country is preparing for war, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 132nd in belgium and 112,226th in the world for Best Weather, with -7,967 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the country is preparing for war.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of belgium.
  • 5 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked #1 in the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.

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