Largest Mining Sector: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Highest Economic Output: 2nd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.535 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 30,812 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,079,811 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,959,224 per year while the poor average 142,661, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 2,054th in the world and 3rd in belgium for Highest Poor Incomes, with 142,661.63 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26thLargest Governments: 37thMost Secular: 65thMost Subsidized Industry: 72ndFattest Citizens: 121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122ndLargest Retail Industry: 127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199thLowest Crime Rates: 221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 375thLargest Populations: 464thMost Efficient Economies: 472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 861stMost Conservative: 962ndRudest Citizens: 968thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,358thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,054thHighest Drug Use: 2,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,605thMost Extreme: 4,374thMost Influential: 5,419thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,054thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,957thMost Authoritarian: 14,769th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the media have began calling the government treasury "Richard's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.

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