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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the zombies with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.954 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Nudity is frowned upon, the people of HC Eredivisie are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 2nd in belgium and 373rd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 402 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 5 days ago: HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • 13 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the world Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 13 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the people of HC Eredivisie are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • 23 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, children have only the most basic of education.

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