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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4th
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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HC Eredivisie

Population44.948 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, fear of technology, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.948 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth a staggering 50,123 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,115,140 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in HC Eredivisie, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 306,807th in the world and 125th in belgium for Most Cultured, scoring -262 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21stHighest Poor Incomes: 22ndMost Patriotic: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Avoided: 75thMost Corrupt Governments: 84thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128thLargest Governments: 145thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 147thFattest Citizens: 220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rdLargest Populations: 286thMost Subsidized Industry: 321stMost Secular: 411thLowest Crime Rates: 430thMost Efficient Economies: 682ndLargest Gambling Industry: 766thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 970thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,057thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,417thLargest Retail Industry: 1,450thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,655thRudest Citizens: 2,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,525thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,147thMost Influential: 4,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,794thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,040thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,206thSmartest Citizens: 20,766th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the region

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