Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 2nd Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.765 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 31,324 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,088,977 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,345,083 per year while the poor average 183,603, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, children often kick Hctib Ettlils for amusement, the A little village up the coast Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 5th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Black Market, with 9,999 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndMost Avoided: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26thLargest Governments: 36thMost Subsidized Industry: 70thMost Secular: 80thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122ndFattest Citizens: 125thLargest Retail Industry: 136thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 192ndLowest Crime Rates: 216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 377thLargest Populations: 452ndMost Efficient Economies: 462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 914thLargest Information Technology Sector: 944thMost Conservative: 1,002ndRudest Citizens: 1,202ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,320thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,101stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,861stMost Influential: 5,550thMost Extreme: 7,109thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,206thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,169thMost Authoritarian: 13,951stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,751stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,976th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the A little village up the coast Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, children often kick Hctib Ettlils for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.

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