Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 2nd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.841 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 30,298 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,088,262 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,466,549 per year while the poor average 175,060, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Fwoosh battlesuits, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and HC Eredivisieans must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in belgium for Highest Economic Output, with 30,298 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19thMost Avoided: 21stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22ndLargest Governments: 33rdMost Subsidized Industry: 65thMost Secular: 68thLargest Retail Industry: 119thFattest Citizens: 123rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199thLowest Crime Rates: 221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 299thLargest Populations: 461stMost Efficient Economies: 488thHighest Average Tax Rates: 490thLargest Information Technology Sector: 640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 688thHighest Poor Incomes: 726thRudest Citizens: 1,176thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,325thMost Conservative: 1,923rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,331stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,880thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,480thMost Influential: 5,289thMost Extreme: 6,783rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,850thMost Authoritarian: 18,218th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, HC Eredivisieans must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Fwoosh battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in A little village up the coast.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, it is illegal to own a mobile phone.

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