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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the zombies with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.703 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 8th in belgium and 15,150th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.57 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 6 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the zombies is worshipped as a god.

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