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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“Worldrankings: First and last.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the zombies with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.25 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1st in belgium and 27th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago

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