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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“Worldrankings: First and last.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the zombies with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.88 billion, 13.757 billion of whom are zombies, HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1st in belgium and 31st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 70 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

HC Eredivisie is currently considering its options.

People: 123,266,146

Zombies: 13,757,313,423

Dead: 11,209,983,743

Survival Rate: 0.49%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 11 days ago: HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 12 days ago: HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: HC Eredivisie applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 12 days ago: HC Eredivisie relocated from Balder to Belgium.
  • 12 days ago: HC Eredivisie was refounded in Balder.

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