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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the zombies with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.381 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

HC Eredivisie's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1st in belgium and 26th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 11 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 11 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, HC Eredivisie's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • 47 days ago: HC Eredivisie was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Startling Empire of Riemstagrad, killing 66 million zombies.
  • 47 days ago: HC Eredivisie was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Startling Empire of Riemstagrad, killing 39 million zombies.
  • 47 days ago: HC Eredivisie was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Startling Empire of Riemstagrad, killing 65 million zombies.

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