The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.489 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 27,747 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,088,592 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, the Great HC Eredivisie Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (HC Eredivisie has found 5 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1st in belgium and 107th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 18 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 15 hours ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (HC Eredivisie has found 5 easter eggs).
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the Great HC Eredivisie Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 4 days ago: HC Eredivisie changed its national capital to "A little village up the coast" and its leader to "Richard".
  • 4 days ago: HC Eredivisie altered its national flag.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.

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