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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“Worldrankings: First and last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the zombies with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.97 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1st in belgium and 11th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 43 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 5 hours ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, children have only the most basic of education.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, online tourism reviews of HC Eredivisie are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.

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