The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.346 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 29,445 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,076,782 Fwooshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,872,943 per year while the poor average 214,285, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

The government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Hctib Ettlils, police officers ride the swiftest Hctib Ettlils, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 146th in belgium and 141,837th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -371 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, police officers ride the swiftest Hctib Ettlils.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government has organised a nationwide cull of infected Hctib Ettlils.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Nipper" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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