The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.651 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 27,732 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,081,154 Fwooshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,395,739 per year while the poor average 263,565, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea, all marriages are arranged by the government, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 128th in belgium and 138,678th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -324 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, military spending is on the increase.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, all marriages are arranged by the government.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, military service is compulsory.

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