Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.352 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 30,679 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,082,093 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,581,776 per year while the poor average 165,095, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

The legal profession considers itself above the law, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, most HC Eredivisiean video games are banned in other countries, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 66th in the world and 1st in belgium for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 23,573.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thMost Avoided: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdLargest Governments: 37thMost Secular: 63rdMost Subsidized Industry: 66thFattest Citizens: 116thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 118thLargest Retail Industry: 124thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 198thLowest Crime Rates: 218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 345thMost Efficient Economies: 462ndLargest Populations: 462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 814thRudest Citizens: 1,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,096thMost Conservative: 1,259thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,365thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,491stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,415thMost Extreme: 5,251stMost Influential: 5,401stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,585thMost Authoritarian: 15,035th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, most HC Eredivisiean video games are banned in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the bum of Richard has been voted the most recognisable in HC Eredivisie.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.

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