Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.193 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 30,700 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,088,949 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,460,246 per year while the poor average 175,772, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, an exhibition on Hctib Ettlil memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the HC Eredivisiean military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 4th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Black Market, with 9,999 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thMost Avoided: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25thLargest Governments: 30thMost Subsidized Industry: 65thMost Secular: 85thLargest Retail Industry: 123rdFattest Citizens: 124thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 195thLowest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 354thLargest Populations: 461stMost Efficient Economies: 466thHighest Average Tax Rates: 524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 788thHighest Poor Incomes: 796thMost Conservative: 1,052ndRudest Citizens: 1,113thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,364thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,285thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,903rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,268thMost Extreme: 4,859thMost Influential: 5,417thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,858thMost Authoritarian: 11,882nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the HC Eredivisiean military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, an exhibition on Hctib Ettlil memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, military service is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.

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