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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“Worldrankings: First and last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the zombies with an iron fist, and renowned for its superstitious fear of technology. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.989 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1st in belgium and 27th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 38 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, teenage fathers are forced to join the army.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 5 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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