The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.414 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 28,809 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,090,699 Fwooshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,685,243 per year while the poor average 238,760, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry, Harry Potter books are banned, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 124th in belgium and 123,161st in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 1 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, retired racing Hctib Ettlils are served truffles for breakfast.

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