Largest Mining Sector: 1st Highest Economic Output: 1st Highest Average Incomes: 2nd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.997 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 30,514 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,089,918 Fwooshes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,473,345 per year while the poor average 175,326, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

The number of children one can have is restricted by law, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Hctib Ettlil hunting institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 182,457th in the world and 146th in belgium for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.07 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21stMost Avoided: 21stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24thLargest Governments: 31stMost Subsidized Industry: 63rdMost Secular: 75thLargest Retail Industry: 116thFattest Citizens: 123rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197thLowest Crime Rates: 217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 319thLargest Populations: 459thMost Efficient Economies: 477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 679thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 720thHighest Poor Incomes: 756thMost Conservative: 1,105thRudest Citizens: 1,156thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,323rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,977thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,114thMost Extreme: 5,117thMost Influential: 5,378thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,977thMost Authoritarian: 15,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,643rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Hctib Ettlil hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : HC Eredivisie was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.

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