The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.854 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 28,022 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,083,881 Fwooshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,357,022 per year while the poor average 269,622, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 125th in belgium and 146,696th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -48 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 4 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • 4 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 9 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 13 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.

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