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The Thirteen Hells of HC Eredivisie

“Worldrankings: First and last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: belgium

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The Thirteen Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.824 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HC Eredivisie City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, organ donation is compulsory, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Max Barryism, and its currency is the Fwoosh.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1st in belgium and 31st in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, billions of Fwooshs are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.

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