The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Corporate Police State
Worldrankings: First and last.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.054 billion HC Eredivisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 28,218 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,083,062 Fwooshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,025,380 per year while the poor average 204,758, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising, the nation is proudly the least fertile in belgium, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 121st in belgium and 128,335th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago

  • 8 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: #1).
  • 18 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 18 days ago: HC Eredivisie fell out of the regional #1 spot for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 20 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the nation is proudly the least fertile in belgium.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 39 days ago: HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.

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