Least Corrupt Governments: 59th Most Cultured: 212th Most Cheerful Citizens: 268th
The Inferno Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
My Little Pyro: Arson is Magic
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Master of Whisperers / Shame Bear Controller
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The Inferno Republic of Hardened Pyrokinetics is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jacquelyn Bernard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.082 billion Pyrokians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merako. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Hardened Pyrokineticsian economy, worth 562 trillion Fire Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,748 Fire Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and the nation leads Ankh Mauta in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hardened Pyrokinetics's national animal is the Fire Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Grand Church of the Holy Flames.

Hardened Pyrokinetics is ranked 5,388th in the world and 8th in Ankh Mauta for Smartest Citizens, with 98.16 Quips Per Hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 59thMost Cultured: 212thMost Cheerful Citizens: 268thSafest: 293rdHealthiest Citizens: 298thNicest Citizens: 315thMost Compassionate Citizens: 436thLongest Average Lifespans: 653rdBest Weather: 663rdMost Rebellious Youth: 772ndMost Pacifist: 1,443rdTop
Most Inclusive: 1,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,807thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,999thMost Influential: 2,263rdMost Stationary: 2,647thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,159thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,291stLargest Governments: 4,942ndSmartest Citizens: 5,388thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,891stTop
Largest Populations: 9,488thMost Secular: 11,053rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,118th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, the nation leads Ankh Mauta in per capita stalking.
  • : Hardened Pyrokinetics was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Hardened Pyrokinetics voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Hardened Pyrokinetics lodged a message on the Ankh Mauta Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.


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