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The Inferno Republic of Hardened Pyrokinetics

“My Little Pyro: Arson is Magic”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Ankh Mauta


The Inferno Republic of Hardened Pyrokinetics is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jacquelyn Bernard with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.447 billion Pyrokians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merako. The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hardened Pyrokinetics's national animal is the Fire Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the Grand Church of the Holy Flames, and its currency is the Fire Dollar.

Hardened Pyrokinetics is ranked 71st in Ankh Mauta and 115,024th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Hardened Pyrokinetics is currently researching a cure.

People: 7,446,901,193

Zombies: 0

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