The Inferno Republic of
Democratic Socialists
My Little Pyro: Arson is Magic
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Inferno Republic of Hardened Pyrokinetics is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Jacquelyn Bernard with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.699 billion Pyrokians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merako. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Hardened Pyrokineticsian economy, worth 68.4 trillion Fire Dollars a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,864 Fire Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hardened Pyrokinetics's national animal is the Fire Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Grand Church of the Holy Flames.

Hardened Pyrokinetics is ranked 44th in Ankh Mauta and 146,569th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -1,544.8 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Hardened Pyrokinetics voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, President Jacquelyn Bernard's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hardened Pyrokinetics, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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