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Rudest Citizens: 145thLargest Retail Industry: 161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164th
The Meditations of
Anarchy
That was Zen; This is Tao
Influence
Squire
Daily Tao
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Happy Gilmour

Population42.017 billion

CapitalSichuan
LeaderDao
FaithDaoism

CurrencyMeditation
AnimalDivine

The Meditations of Happy Gilmour is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dao with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 42.017 billion Follower of taos live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sichuan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient One with tao economy, worth an astonishing 15,635 trillion Meditations a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 372,120 Meditations, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,499,480 per year while the poor average 20,735, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Happy Gilmour's national animal is the Divine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Daoism.

Happy Gilmour is ranked 4,991st in the world and 39th in NationStates for Most Cultured, scoring 167 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 145thLargest Retail Industry: 161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164thLargest Black Market: 220thMost Stationary: 270thMost Subsidized Industry: 273rdHighest Economic Output: 287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 410thHighest Crime Rates: 440thMost Armed: 681stMost Efficient Economies: 681stLargest Populations: 920thFattest Citizens: 938thMost Avoided: 960thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,007thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,019thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,101stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,113thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,329thHighest Average Incomes: 1,395thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,470thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,569thMost Pro-Market: 1,768thMost Inclusive: 2,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,223rdMost Extreme: 2,443rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,597thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,632ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,599thHighest Drug Use: 4,079thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,505thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,516thMost Cultured: 4,991stHighest Food Quality: 5,250thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,305thMost Influential: 5,305thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,602ndSmartest Citizens: 6,883rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,209thLargest Governments: 7,254thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,331stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,108thMost Secular: 12,276thNudest: 14,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,565thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,984thLargest Mining Sector: 20,790thMost Politically Free: 25,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,329thNicest Citizens: 27,472ndMost Patriotic: 28,701st
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 46th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 56th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionMost Secular: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 69th in the region

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