| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Balder
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Community of Happy Friends Land is a massive, devout nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.564 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A substantial private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Automobile Manufacturing.
Organ donation is compulsory, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, all recreational drugs are legal, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a problem. Happy Friends Land's national animal is the People, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Starr.
Happy Friends Land is ranked 2,590th in Balder and 121,193rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -19 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.






National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago
- 6 days ago:
Happy Friends Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides. - 9 days ago:
Happy Friends Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden. - 15 days ago:
Happy Friends Land was refounded. - 16 days ago:
Happy Friends Land ceased to exist. - 20 days ago:
Happy Friends Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens. - 32 days ago:
Happy Friends Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden. - 35 days ago:
Happy Friends Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pro-Market. - 52 days ago:
Happy Friends Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens. - 59 days ago:
Happy Friends Land relocated from Kobol to The Commonwealth of Crowns. - 76 days ago:
Happy Friends Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).







