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The Republic of Hamstery

“Squeak, and the world squeaks with you.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Republic of Hamstery is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.887 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Hamstery's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Seed.

Hamstery is ranked 334th in Europe and 108,684th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -9 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 11 hours ago: Hamstery voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Hamstery was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Hamstery was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Hamstery was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Hamstery was endorsed by The Federation of GBORKASTAN.
  • 13 days ago: Hamstery was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 14 days ago: Hamstery was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ecclestia.

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