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The Republic of Hamstery

“Squeak, and the world squeaks with you.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Republic of Hamstery is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.494 billion Hamsteryians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Hamstery's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Seed.

Hamstery is ranked 288th in Europe and 85,497th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.091 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Hamstery was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • 13 days ago: Hamstery was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 20 days ago: Hamstery was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Pantoufle.
  • 25 days ago: Hamstery was ranked #1 in the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamstery, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.

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