The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Squeak, and the world squeaks with you.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Republic of Hamstery is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.784 billion Hamsterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The large but inefficient Hamsteryian economy, worth 520 trillion Seeds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,886 Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Hamstery's radio stations, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and Hamstery's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamstery's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hamstery is ranked 17th in Europe and 1,812th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 214 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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