Least Corrupt Governments: 897th Most Pacifist: 977th Nicest Citizens: 1,156th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Squeak, and the world squeaks with you.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Republic of Hamstery is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.135 billion Hamsterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The large but sluggish Hamsteryian economy, worth 637 trillion Seeds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,248 Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Hamstery are blocked up with orders for new public loos, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamstery's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hamstery is ranked 177,333rd in the world and 60th in Scandinavia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -21.02 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 897thMost Pacifist: 977thNicest Citizens: 1,156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,234thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,666thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,745thSafest: 1,781stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,087thMost Cultured: 2,737thSmartest Citizens: 2,743rdLargest Governments: 3,014thBest Weather: 3,061stHealthiest Citizens: 3,849thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,094thLowest Crime Rates: 4,860thMost Inclusive: 4,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,579thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9,024thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,591stMost Income Equality: 9,664thLargest Populations: 10,262ndNudest: 11,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,011thMost Politically Free: 13,933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,253rdHighest Drug Use: 15,794thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,095thHighest Economic Output: 17,835th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hamstery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Hamstery was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Hamstery voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, builders across Hamstery are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Hamstery was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Hamstery's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Page" to "Squire".

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