The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Squeak, and the world squeaks with you.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Hamstery is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.875 billion Hamsterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The sizeable but stagnant Hamsteryian economy, worth 74.2 trillion Seeds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 8,361 Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown. Hamstery's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hamstery is ranked 17th in Europe and 918th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 1,114 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Hamstery voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Freedom Act"".
  • : Hamstery lost the endorsement of The Republic of Winnitoba.
  • : Hamstery was endorsed by The Republic of Winnitoba.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamstery, euthanasia is legal.

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