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The Republic of Hamstery

“Squeak, and the world squeaks with you.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe


The Republic of Hamstery is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.826 billion Hamsteryians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davetown. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Hamsterdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown. Hamstery's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Seed.

Hamstery is ranked 358th in Europe and 111,536th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -9 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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