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The Surreal Progressive Paradise of Hamme

“Slowly going nowhere”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: belgium


The Surreal Progressive Paradise of Hamme is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johan-Carl Van Wuiten-Gotha with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.319 billion Hams have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammeborg. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime is totally unknown. Hamme's national animal is the Belgian Waffle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the BEF.

Hamme is ranked 15th in belgium and 7,518th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 303 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago


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by Max Barry

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