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The Surreal Progressive Paradise of Hamme |
“Slowly going nowhere”
| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: belgium |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Surreal Progressive Paradise of Hamme is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johan-Carl Van Wuiten-Gotha with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.277 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammeborg. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Hamme's national animal is the Belgian Waffle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the BEF.
Hamme is ranked 5th in the region and 1,526th in the world for Most Godforsaken.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 1 day, 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. - 1 day, 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. - 2 days, 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. - 2 days, 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. - 3 days, 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, all footpaths have tollbooths. - 3 days, 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, citizens must pay to enjoy Hamme's pristine beaches. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, public nudity is compulsory. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Hamme, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 (
Ferdinand van Olmen,
West-Flanders,
Ny Nydaroche,
Droef Toeters,
Ostendt,
Haken Rider,
Mithrya,
Waterschei)

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