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The Surreal Progressive Paradise of Hamme

“Slowly going nowhere”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: belgium

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The Surreal Progressive Paradise of Hamme is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Johan-Carl Van Wuiten-Gotha with a fair hand, and notable for its enforced nudity. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.04 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammeborg. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime is totally unknown. Hamme's national animal is the Belgian Waffle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the BEF.

Hamme is ranked 101st in belgium and 100,055th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 19 days ago: Hamme was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
  • 31 days ago: Hamme was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Nord Flanders.
  • 42 days ago: Hamme was ranked #1 in the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamme, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamme, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 47 days ago: Hamme lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamme, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamme, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamme, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Hamme, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.

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