The Classy Realm of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Sioux is a girl's name.
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.236 billion Half-Milersians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,558 trillion buge hoob a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 299,181 buge hoob, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and cars are banned from built-up areas. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 110th in Wysteria and 135,568th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -241 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, artists are pillars of society.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 6 days ago: Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.

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