Most Cultured: 17th Most Inclusive: 27th Most Beautiful Environments: 48th
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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.011 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Half-Milersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,563 trillion buge hoobss a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 253,397 buge hoobss, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 161,430th in the world and 121st in Wysteria for Most Authoritarian, with zero Stalins.

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Most Cultured: 17thMost Inclusive: 27thMost Beautiful Environments: 48thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64thSmartest Citizens: 81stLongest Average Lifespans: 87thLeast Corrupt Governments: 101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129thMost Rebellious Youth: 171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 204thLargest Governments: 218thMost Cheerful Citizens: 228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 239thLargest Publishing Industry: 294thMost Pacifist: 318thMost Advanced Public Education: 322ndMost Influential: 331stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 434thLargest Welfare Programs: 497thHighest Poor Incomes: 701stNicest Citizens: 874thHealthiest Citizens: 953rdHighest Economic Output: 1,013thBest Weather: 1,292ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,463rdMost Politically Free: 1,516thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,958thHighest Average Incomes: 2,145thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,161stLargest Populations: 4,207thHighest Drug Use: 4,827thNudest: 5,956thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,374thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,789thMost Extreme: 11,553rdMost Developed: 13,692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,300th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government funds large training centres to turn Big Reds into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.

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