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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers

“Sioux is a girl's name.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Wysteria

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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.077 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the government is giving peace a chance, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and Big Red is one of the most popular forenames in Half-Milers. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buge hoobs.

Half-Milers is ranked 199th in Wysteria and 122,524th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -19 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Big Red is one of the most popular forenames in Half-Milers.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Half-Milers was endorsed by The Empire of Dhaibat Mukherjee.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Max Barry is this year's Miss Half-Milers.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Half-Milers's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, military funding has been stripped back.

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