The Classy Realm of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Sioux is a girl's name.
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.947 billion Half-Milersians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,448 trillion buge hoob a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,608 buge hoob, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and students cut up leftover buge hoob during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 120th in Wysteria and 119,268th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -245 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, students cut up leftover buge hoob during Arts and Crafts.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 10 days ago: Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 12 days ago: Half-Milers fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 18 days ago: Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Half-Milers's influence in Wysteria rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".

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