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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers

“Sioux is a girl's name.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Wysteria


The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 14.223 billion Half-Milersians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, eminent domain has been abolished, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buge hoobs.

Half-Milers is ranked 166th in Wysteria and 115,075th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Half-Milers is currently considering its options.

People: 14,223,262,023

Zombies: 0

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Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago


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