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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers

“Sioux is a girl's name.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Wysteria

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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 13.642 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, voting is voluntary, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buge hoobs.

Half-Milers is ranked 167th in Wysteria and 112,010th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, voting is voluntary.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the nation leads Wysteria in per capita stalking.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • 5 days ago: Half-Milers endorsed The Suburban Might of Nordenwald.

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