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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers

“Sioux is a girl's name.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Wysteria

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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 13.986 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, all recreational drugs are legal, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buge hoobs.

Half-Milers is ranked 153rd in Wysteria and 113,351st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -13 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Max Barry is this year's Miss Half-Milers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.

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