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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers

“Sioux is a girl's name.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Wysteria

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The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 14.39 billion Half-Milersians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The government is avowedly atheist, abortions are routinely performed in Half-Milers's hospitals, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Big Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buge hoobs.

Half-Milers is ranked 9th in Wysteria and 7,785th in the world for Nudest, with 220 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, abortions are routinely performed in Half-Milers's hospitals.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 14 days ago: Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Income Equality.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, Half-Milers is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Half-Milers, surveillance cameras are banned.

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