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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia

“I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Occitania

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.92 billion Haldasians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is There is no religion, and its currency is the Occitan Euro.

Haldasia is ranked 30th in Occitania and 83,597th in the world for Best Weather, with -6 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Haldasia's border.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.

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