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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia

“I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Occitania

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.785 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, bicyclists are banned from major roads, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and citizens must pay to enjoy Haldasia's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is There is no religion, and its currency is the Occitan Euro.

Haldasia is ranked 1st in Occitania and 889th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 278 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, citizens must pay to enjoy Haldasia's pristine beaches.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Haldasia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Albensburg.

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