The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
Vincent Colpeper
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.208 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 198,013 Occitan Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 1st in Occitania and 928th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 16 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 82 minutes ago

  • 82 minutes ago: Haldasia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of Indigenous Peoples".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".

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