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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia

“I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Occitania

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.781 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling industries.

The government snoops on private internet connections, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is There is no religion, and its currency is the Occitan Euro.

Haldasia is ranked 39th in Occitania and 122,560th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -70 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 28 minutes ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, Haldasia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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