The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
Vincent Colpeper
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.58 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,983 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,125 Occitan Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 29th in Occitania and 114,118th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -10 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Haldasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.

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