The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
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Power
WA Delegate
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.752 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,532 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 259,703 Occitan Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Haldasia's many privately-owned prisons, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 30th in Occitania and 143,135th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -557 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Haldasia's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : Haldasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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