The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
Vincent Colpeper
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.976 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 250,259 Occitan Euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the HBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 28th in Occitania and 137,658th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,660.451 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 54 minutes ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the HBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, retired racing Irish Wolfhounds are served truffles for breakfast.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.

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