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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia

“I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Occitania

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.414 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Haldasia to be bombproof. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is There is no religion, and its currency is the Occitan Euro.

Haldasia is ranked 6th in Occitania and 17,339th in the world for Best Weather, with 48 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 113 minutes ago

  • 112 minutes ago: Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"".
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Haldasia to be bombproof.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.

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