The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
Vincent Colpeper
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.794 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 231,597 Occitan Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 31st in Occitania and 128,077th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,679 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, retired racing Irish Wolfhounds are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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