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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia

“I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Occitania

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.387 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is There is no religion, and its currency is the Occitan Euro.

Haldasia is ranked 1st in Occitania and 3,476th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 14 hours ago: Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • 14 hours ago: Haldasia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sciongrad".
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Haldasia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, criminals are thrown to the Irish Wolfhounds to repay their debt to society.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.

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