Largest Agricultural Sector: 161st Largest Information Technology Sector: 224th Most Scientifically Advanced: 370th
The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
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WA Delegate
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.619 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 4.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,977 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 280,363 Occitan Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 52,860th in the world and 15th in Occitania for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 881.99 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 370thMost Corrupt Governments: 591stMost Efficient Economies: 755thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,118thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,531stLargest Black Market: 1,588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,742ndHighest Economic Output: 2,150thSmartest Citizens: 2,571stHealthiest Citizens: 3,010thMost Developed: 3,126thMost Stationary: 3,152ndMost Inclusive: 3,419thMost Influential: 3,484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,157thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,626thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,930thLargest Retail Industry: 5,020thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,069thMost Secular: 5,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,537thLargest Mining Sector: 5,936thLowest Crime Rates: 7,500thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,636thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,830thLargest Populations: 10,083rdHighest Drug Use: 10,754thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,778thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,236thLargest Governments: 12,646th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Alliance Against Nazis"".
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Haldasia's many privately-owned prisons.

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