The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
Vincent Colpeper
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.695 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 245,986 Occitan Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Much of Haldasia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 1st in Occitania and 2,526th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Haldasia approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Cooperation in Science Act"".
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, much of Haldasia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 14 hours ago: Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • 14 hours ago: Haldasia approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Nuclear Security Convention"".
  • 14 hours ago: Haldasia approved the World Assembly proposal "Nuclear Material Pact".
  • 14 hours ago: Haldasia approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Nuclear Testing Safety"".

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