The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
Vincent Colpeper
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.412 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,227 Occitan Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the HBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, nudity is frowned upon, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 8th in Occitania and 17,687th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the HBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preserving Antimicrobials".
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, billions of Occitan Euros are being blown on orbital weapons development.

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