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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia

“I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Occitania

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.102 billion Haldasians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is There is no religion, and its currency is the Occitan Euro.

Haldasia is ranked 1st in Occitania and 1,592nd in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 15 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 15 hours ago

  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Haldasia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 5 days ago: Haldasia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 6 days ago: Haldasia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, Haldasia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, criminals are thrown to the Irish Wolfhounds to repay their debt to society.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Haldasia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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