Largest Agricultural Sector: 132nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 213th Most Scientifically Advanced: 348th
The Imperial Nation of
Father Knows Best State
I mo thuairimse, dá bhrí sin, tá mé
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WA Delegate
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Imperial Nation of Haldasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vincent Colpeper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.401 billion Haldasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bá Ciarraí. The average income tax rate is 4.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haldasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion Occitan Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 280,052 Occitan Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Haldasia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, retired racing Irish Wolfhounds are served truffles for breakfast, and popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haldasia's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is There is no religion.

Haldasia is ranked 5,334th in the world and 2nd in Occitania for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,730.08 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 348thMost Corrupt Governments: 557thMost Efficient Economies: 766thHighest Poor Incomes: 834thHighest Average Incomes: 1,502ndLargest Black Market: 1,595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,700thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,184thSmartest Citizens: 2,589thMost Developed: 2,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,943rdMost Stationary: 3,192ndMost Influential: 3,457thMost Inclusive: 3,851stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,120thMost Secular: 4,202ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,459thLargest Retail Industry: 5,239thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,334thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,451stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,532ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,479thLowest Crime Rates: 7,331stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,660thLargest Populations: 10,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,121stLargest Governments: 12,160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,526thHighest Drug Use: 14,791stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,623rd
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, retired racing Irish Wolfhounds are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, Haldasia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Haldasia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Haldasia lodged a message on the Occitania Regional Message Board.
  • : Haldasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Haldasia, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.

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