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The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan

“Nyhizi kizcyk kur”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Greater Dienstad

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The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sashan Vidin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.429 billion Haize are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icturk City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Woodchip Exports.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Haishan's national animal is the crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the hikan.

Haishan is ranked 31st in Greater Dienstad and 57,491st in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 12 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 38 minutes ago

  • 4 days ago: Haishan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Haishan changed its national demonym to "Haize", its demonym adjective to "Haize", and its demonym plural to "Haize".
  • 11 days ago: Haishan was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, Max Barry is this year's Miss Haishan.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.

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