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The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan

“Nyhizi kizcyk kur”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Greater Dienstad

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The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sashan Vidin with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.186 billion Haize are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icturk City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Woodchip Exports.

Businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Haishan's national animal is the crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the hikan.

Haishan is ranked 32nd in Greater Dienstad and 21,508th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 66 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 6 days ago: Haishan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Haishan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.

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