Largest Agricultural Sector: 480th Rudest Citizens: 2,528th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,817th
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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.189 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,895 trillion Red Notes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 124,789 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hahklallah is ranked 15,067th in the world and 549th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 75,432.32 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 480thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,528thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,817thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,380thFattest Citizens: 4,521stHighest Economic Output: 4,532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,021stLargest Populations: 5,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,378thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,425thLargest Mining Sector: 7,526thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,718thTop
Safest: 8,034thLargest Black Market: 10,768thLargest Retail Industry: 11,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,067th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Populations: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 185th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 225th in the regionFattest Citizens: 236th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 262nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 268th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 325th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328th in the regionSafest: 336th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 344th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 415th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hahklallah's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Hahklallah was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Hahklallah ceased to exist.
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".


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