The Serene Socialist Paradise of
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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.209 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion Red Notes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,399 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Hahklallah allowed its WA membership to lapse, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Hahklallah has found 5 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hahklallah is ranked 10th in Eternity and 90,963rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Hahklallah relocated from Lazarus to Eternity.
  • : Hahklallah was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Hahklallah ceased to exist.
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Hahklallah fell out of the world Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Page" to "Squire".


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