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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah

“Бог кованые республики”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Eternity

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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.202 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 7.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Red Notes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,320 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hahklallah is ranked 27th in Eternity and 114,476th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -47 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • 10 days ago: Hahklallah fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Hahklallah, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.

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