Largest Agricultural Sector: 466th Rudest Citizens: 2,252nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,614th
The Serene Socialist Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.668 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,829 trillion Red Notes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 124,714 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hahklallah is ranked 156,193rd in the world and 7th in Eternity for Best Weather, with 86 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 466thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,252ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,614thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,119thHighest Economic Output: 4,354thFattest Citizens: 4,371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,196thLargest Populations: 5,920thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,425thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,996thLargest Mining Sector: 7,386thSafest: 8,006thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 10,232ndLargest Black Market: 11,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,260thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,562ndMost Developed: 14,930thHighest Average Incomes: 15,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,029thMost Efficient Economies: 17,083rd
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10%
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.

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