The Serene Socialist Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Бог кованые республики
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.396 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 8.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Red Notes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,483 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hahklallah is ranked 18th in Eternity and 118,815th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 22 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 10 days ago: Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • 12 days ago: Hahklallah fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 17 days ago: Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Hahklallah lodged a message on the Eternity Regional Message Board.
  • 26 days ago: Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".

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