Largest Agricultural Sector: 455th Rudest Citizens: 2,289th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,750th
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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.89 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion Red Notes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 124,789 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hahklallah is ranked 136,852nd in the world and 3,475th in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.73 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 455thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,750thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,266thHighest Economic Output: 4,450thFattest Citizens: 4,610thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,926thLargest Populations: 5,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,430thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,577thLargest Mining Sector: 7,464thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,553rdTop
Safest: 8,087thLargest Black Market: 10,887thLargest Retail Industry: 10,929thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,930th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 197th in the regionFattest Citizens: 201st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 221st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 284th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 301st in the regionSafest: 336th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 359th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 400th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Hahklallah was refounded in Balder.
  • : Hahklallah ceased to exist.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".


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