The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.774 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,713 trillion Red Notes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,399 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Hahklallah allowed its WA membership to lapse, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Hahklallah has found 5 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Hahklallah has found 5 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
- : Hahklallah relocated from Equilism to Eternity.
- : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Hahklallah's influence in Equilism rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Hahklallah's influence in Equilism rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Hahklallah's influence in Equilism rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : Hahklallah was struck by a Cure Missile from The Unelected Chief of Small Huts, curing 1 million infected.