The Serene Socialist Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Бог кованые республики
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.319 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 8.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,679 trillion Red Notes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,121 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, governments opposing Hahklallah are beset by rebels, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Hahklallah allowed its WA membership to lapse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hahklallah is ranked 16th in Eternity and 51,339th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 48.161 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Hahklallah fell out of the world Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Hahklallah fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Eternity rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).

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