Largest Agricultural Sector: 460th Rudest Citizens: 2,311th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,774th
The Serene Socialist Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Бог кованые республики
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Serene Socialist Paradise of Hahklallah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Scarlet Council with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.043 billion Hahklallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hahklallaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion Red Notes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 124,789 Red Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hahklallah's national animal is the Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Hahklallah is ranked 46,049th in the world and 1,848th in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 65.21 Years.

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1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 460thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,774thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,327thHighest Economic Output: 4,465thFattest Citizens: 4,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,160thLargest Populations: 5,832ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,963rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,387thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,489thLargest Mining Sector: 7,419thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,683rdSafest: 8,064thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 10,770thLargest Retail Industry: 10,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,228thMost Developed: 16,657th
Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Populations: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionFattest Citizens: 203rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 217th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 268th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 292nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 294th in the regionSafest: 338th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 354th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 402nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Hahklallah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Hahklallah, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Hahklallah's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Hahklallah was refounded in Balder.

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