The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
dead dictator = good dictator
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dictatorship of Hafez al-Assad is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Al-Assad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.875 billion Hafez al-Assadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damascus. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hafez al-Assadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 143,763 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hafez al-Assad's national animal is the fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hafez al-Assad is ranked 1st in 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and 5,790th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 409 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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by Max Barry

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