Largest Black Market: 2,125th Most Efficient Economies: 2,529th Largest Insurance Industry: 4,039th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
dead dictator = good dictator
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Dictatorship of Hafez al-Assad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Al-Assad with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.613 billion Hafez al-Assadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damascus. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hafez al-Assadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,927 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hafez al-Assad's national animal is the fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hafez al-Assad is ranked 127,661st in the world and 18th in Poland for Smartest Citizens, with 15.43 Quips Per Hour.

Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 2,125thMost Efficient Economies: 2,529thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,629thHighest Economic Output: 5,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,328thTop
10%
Most Armed: 7,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,658thLargest Populations: 8,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,432ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,013thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,206thHighest Average Incomes: 11,379thLargest Retail Industry: 12,437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,250th
Top
5%
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hafez al-Assad's influence in Poland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Hafez al-Assad voted for The Atomic Boots of NewTexas in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Hafez al-Assad voted for The Atomic Boots of NewTexas in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Black Market, Most Efficient Economies, and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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