The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
dead dictator = good dictator
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dictatorship of Hafez al-Assad is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Al-Assad with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.791 billion Hafez al-Assadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damascus. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hafez al-Assadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 143,763 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hafez al-Assad's national animal is the fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hafez al-Assad is ranked 1st in 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and 117,267th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -4 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 12 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 18 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 31 days ago: Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 33 days ago: Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 37 days ago: Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 50 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 98 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 99 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 101 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 128 days ago: Following new legislation in Hafez al-Assad, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.

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by Max Barry

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