The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
dead dictator = good dictator
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dictatorship of Hafez al-Assad is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Al-Assad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.079 billion Hafez al-Assadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damascus. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hafez al-Assadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 143,763 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hafez al-Assad's national animal is the fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hafez al-Assad is ranked 1st in 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and 81,467th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 72 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 22 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 34 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 59 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 65 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 78 days ago: Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 80 days ago: Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 84 days ago: Hafez al-Assad fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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by Max Barry

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