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The Dictatorship of Hafez al-Assad

“dead dictator = good dictator”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: 000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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The Dictatorship of Hafez al-Assad is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr Al-Assad with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.143 billion, 2.142 billion of whom are zombies, Hafez al-Assadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damascus. The average income tax rate is 80%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Hafez al-Assad's national animal is the fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the money.

Hafez al-Assad is ranked 1st in 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and 6,634th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Hafez al-Assad is currently considering its options.

People: 1,300,919

Zombies: 2,142,114,309

Dead: 5,914,067,608

Survival Rate: 0.01%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hafez al-Assad, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Hafez al-Assad, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 6 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hafez al-Assad, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Hafez al-Assad, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hafez al-Assad, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Hafez al-Assad, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 9 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • 27 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 40 days ago: Hafez al-Assad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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by Max Barry

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